Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...

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Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...

Post by robin » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:38 pm

We're sitting here waiting for the RAC to collect our shed and watching 1,000s of students en route to Salou ...

Best tag lines so far (photos to follow):

"Glory Hole" (on a girl's forehead, with arrow) plus her mates "Easy" and "Hoe" ... I am not making this up!
"Garden sh*t" and his mate "Tinkie Winkie"
"Private Beef Curtain"
K.U.N.Ts on tour (that's Kent University Net Ball Team, BTW).
"10^3 STDs"

A chap in his underwear and flippers.

A chap wearing a cone and a T-shirt.

A chap covered (think chrome wrap) in tin foil with a unicorn's horn on his forehead.

Plus we get a group of freshers doing the underwear lap of honour around the place every so often. Some would really have been better not bothering.

In amongst all this madness the people wearing animal print onesies actually look quite sane!!
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Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...

Post by robin » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:38 pm

A huge bloke in a thong and bra ... where's the puke icon when you need it :-)
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Post by robin » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:46 pm

A team called "Michael Barrimore's Swimming Gala Winners".

"Pope in training"

"Paedo PHIL"

A guy with groucho marks shaved into the back of his head.
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Post by rossybee » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:26 pm

Free entertainment!

Reminds me years ago, just having sold my TVR in Blackpool, sitting in McDonalds around mid-afternoon, lots of young kids in with their parents, and a one member of a hen group shouting at the top of her voice "WHO WANTS A BLOW JOB!!!" - cue lots of embarrassed parents of said young children :shock: :lol:
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Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...

Post by duggiesmith » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:30 pm

Sounds like the last AMP3 charity auction.
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Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...

Post by Scotty C » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:38 pm

robin wrote:A huge bloke in a thong and bra ... where's the puke icon when you need it :-)
Has Ape joined in :puke
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Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...

Post by robin » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:21 pm

This bloke was bigger than Ape.

'Erse. Drink. Nuns!! (a whole football team of blokes in silk habits, some provocatively short - eek).

We also had a herd of zebra (with tails :-)) and a flock of Pikachu ...
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Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...

Post by alicrozier » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:47 pm

Lol what a hoot, almost wish I was there!


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Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...

Post by tut » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:19 pm

Which S/S Robin?

I know what you think of Insurance, but AA P&L would have covered the breakdown.

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Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...

Post by robin » Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:04 am

It was the Stop24 services at J11 just north of the channel tunnel terminal.

Maybe so, but I don't think the repair cost is going to be substantial, so I don't really care too much :-).

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