Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...
Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...
We're sitting here waiting for the RAC to collect our shed and watching 1,000s of students en route to Salou ...
Best tag lines so far (photos to follow):
"Glory Hole" (on a girl's forehead, with arrow) plus her mates "Easy" and "Hoe" ... I am not making this up!
"Garden sh*t" and his mate "Tinkie Winkie"
"Private Beef Curtain"
K.U.N.Ts on tour (that's Kent University Net Ball Team, BTW).
"10^3 STDs"
A chap in his underwear and flippers.
A chap wearing a cone and a T-shirt.
A chap covered (think chrome wrap) in tin foil with a unicorn's horn on his forehead.
Plus we get a group of freshers doing the underwear lap of honour around the place every so often. Some would really have been better not bothering.
In amongst all this madness the people wearing animal print onesies actually look quite sane!!
Best tag lines so far (photos to follow):
"Glory Hole" (on a girl's forehead, with arrow) plus her mates "Easy" and "Hoe" ... I am not making this up!
"Garden sh*t" and his mate "Tinkie Winkie"
"Private Beef Curtain"
K.U.N.Ts on tour (that's Kent University Net Ball Team, BTW).
"10^3 STDs"
A chap in his underwear and flippers.
A chap wearing a cone and a T-shirt.
A chap covered (think chrome wrap) in tin foil with a unicorn's horn on his forehead.
Plus we get a group of freshers doing the underwear lap of honour around the place every so often. Some would really have been better not bothering.
In amongst all this madness the people wearing animal print onesies actually look quite sane!!
I is in your loomz nibblin ur wirez
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Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...
A huge bloke in a thong and bra ... where's the puke icon when you need it 

I is in your loomz nibblin ur wirez
#bemoretut
#bemoretut
Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...
A team called "Michael Barrimore's Swimming Gala Winners".
"Pope in training"
"Paedo PHIL"
A guy with groucho marks shaved into the back of his head.
"Pope in training"
"Paedo PHIL"
A guy with groucho marks shaved into the back of his head.
I is in your loomz nibblin ur wirez
#bemoretut
#bemoretut
Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...
Free entertainment!
Reminds me years ago, just having sold my TVR in Blackpool, sitting in McDonalds around mid-afternoon, lots of young kids in with their parents, and a one member of a hen group shouting at the top of her voice "WHO WANTS A BLOW JOB!!!" - cue lots of embarrassed parents of said young children

Reminds me years ago, just having sold my TVR in Blackpool, sitting in McDonalds around mid-afternoon, lots of young kids in with their parents, and a one member of a hen group shouting at the top of her voice "WHO WANTS A BLOW JOB!!!" - cue lots of embarrassed parents of said young children


Ross
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1972 Alfaholics Giulia Super
2000 Elise S1 Sport 160
2004 Bentley Conti GT
2017 Schkoda Yeti
2x Hairy GRs (not Toyota)
Now browsing the tech pages

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1972 Alfaholics Giulia Super
2000 Elise S1 Sport 160
2004 Bentley Conti GT
2017 Schkoda Yeti
2x Hairy GRs (not Toyota)
Now browsing the tech pages


- duggiesmith
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Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...
Sounds like the last AMP3 charity auction.
Duggie
There are 3 types of people in the world. Those that can add up and those that can't.
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There are 3 types of people in the world. Those that can add up and those that can't.
Aubergine Elise S
Plum Crazy Exige 410 Sport
Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...
Has Ape joined inrobin wrote:A huge bloke in a thong and bra ... where's the puke icon when you need it

"Here for a good time not a long time"
Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...
This bloke was bigger than Ape.
'Erse. Drink. Nuns!! (a whole football team of blokes in silk habits, some provocatively short - eek).
We also had a herd of zebra (with tails
) and a flock of Pikachu ...
'Erse. Drink. Nuns!! (a whole football team of blokes in silk habits, some provocatively short - eek).
We also had a herd of zebra (with tails

I is in your loomz nibblin ur wirez
#bemoretut
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- alicrozier
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- Location: Aberdeen
Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...
Lol what a hoot, almost wish I was there!
Stuck in a service station, hundreds of miles from home...still could be worse.
Stuck in a service station, hundreds of miles from home...still could be worse.

All characters appearing in this post are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Any references to laptimes, speed or driving on the public highway are purely for dramatic effect.
Any references to laptimes, speed or driving on the public highway are purely for dramatic effect.
Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...
Which S/S Robin?
I know what you think of Insurance, but AA P&L would have covered the breakdown.
tut
I know what you think of Insurance, but AA P&L would have covered the breakdown.
tut
Re: Sitting in the services, watching the asylum ...
It was the Stop24 services at J11 just north of the channel tunnel terminal.
Maybe so, but I don't think the repair cost is going to be substantial, so I don't really care too much
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Cheers,
Robin
Maybe so, but I don't think the repair cost is going to be substantial, so I don't really care too much

Cheers,
Robin
I is in your loomz nibblin ur wirez
#bemoretut
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