Remember me?

[Rich H]

Leidas in for a rebuild eh? Did you warn them in advance they might be a little tired and in need of mote than a bit of TLC

You'll be getting the front clam resprayed next

[woody]

back, glad you've got the car running

[dezzy]

Welcome back Shug! Just because you're back online though doesn't mean I'm going to stop dropping by the store and gibbering random nonsense to you!

[robin]

Alas poor Yorick, I remember him well.............

Used to have an Elise that he was always upgrading or fixing.

tut

Surely the real quote is more fitting:

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.

Not only is it quite apt, but also full of quotable smut

Robin

[Rich H]

[GregR]

aha, the Yeti! Welcome back old bean, good to see you're still in the land of the living

[Shug]

@ Robin - I may save that for my headstone....

[minkypotglory]

Back Shug glad to here you have sorted it out.

Mags

[rossybee]

Remember me?

No

Well I remember you pie-boy

Once you had fat, you can't go back.....

(discreetly puts down doughnut)

[rossybee]

Well I remember you pie-boy

Once you had fat, you can't go back.....

(discreetly puts down doughnut)

Then picks it up again ....... not to waste it likes

Of f**king course, as soon as no-one's looking

[Rich H]

Every one knows it has no calorific value if no one sees you eat it....