What do you do?

Lazydonkey · Post by **Lazydonkey** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:56 pm

Hmmm....i picked IT.

Job title is Performance & Reporting Manager. Which is wank.

Basically i run a team of 6 business analysts who produce perforamnce reporting for scottish power.

Used to do lots of excel, access and sql programming / data mining but then i got promoted

I'm now trying to turn around a department more used to printing business objects queries and hand keying them into excel into a crack team of reporting analysts.

[turns away to member of staff ]

No you aren't doing that by hand, use a f*cking pivot table

tuscan_thunder · Post by **tuscan_thunder** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:16 pm

"other" for me. in this case, journalist, part time valet, part time farmer

SteveBanks · Post by **SteveBanks** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:12 pm

The_Rossatron wrote:
SteveBanks wrote:Game Designer...no option for me
Iplay Steve? My friend Kirsty knows you - small world

Was at Iplay for 2 months, now with Cohort back in Dundee. Are you at Rockstar?

Say hello to Kirsty for me...she mentioned going out with someone with an Elise, was that you?

craigieb · Post by **craigieb** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:21 pm

Lazydonkey wrote:Hmmm....i picked IT.

Job title is Performance & Reporting Manager. Which is wank.

Basically i run a team of 6 business analysts who produce perforamnce reporting for scottish power.

Used to do lots of excel, access and sql programming / data mining but then i got promoted I'm now trying to turn around a department more used to printing business objects queries and hand keying them into excel into a crack team of reporting analysts.

[turns away to member of staff ]

No you aren't doing that by hand, use a f*cking pivot table

omg...i may have been responsible for some of those business objects reports in a former life

sorry

Lazydonkey · Post by **Lazydonkey** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:28 pm

craigieb wrote:
Lazydonkey wrote:Hmmm....i picked IT.

Job title is Performance & Reporting Manager. Which is wank.

Basically i run a team of 6 business analysts who produce perforamnce reporting for scottish power.

Used to do lots of excel, access and sql programming / data mining but then i got promoted I'm now trying to turn around a department more used to printing business objects queries and hand keying them into excel into a crack team of reporting analysts.

[turns away to member of staff ]

No you aren't doing that by hand, use a f*cking pivot table
omg...i may have been responsible for some of those business objects reports in a former life sorry

If you had anythign to do with the complaints reporting universe I'm going to hunt you down..............

(off topic : i think it would actually be easier to find an IT consultant who hasn't been bankrolled by SP at some point

)

craigieb · Post by **craigieb** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:36 pm

Lazydonkey wrote:
If you had anythign to do with the complaints reporting universe I'm going to hunt you down..............

/breathes sigh of relief...not me

but I wouldn't blame you if it had been me

Lazydonkey wrote:(off topic : i think it would actually be easier to find an IT consultant who hasn't been bankrolled by SP at some point )

that is sooooo true

mrbennybennett · Post by **mrbennybennett** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:49 pm

"Other" for me 2

Im a Chartered Surveyor - I mainly do bank and mortgage valuations of Commercial Properties such as offices, shops, industial units and the odd sauna, lap dancing bar and brothels over the years

Also do commercial property agency - ie selling or letting of commercial properties.

The company I work for are mainly a residential firm and we cover the whole of Scotland so if anyone is looking to buy or sell their house let me know and the could be some SE discounts for surveys

Lazydonkey · Post by **Lazydonkey** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:03 pm

craigieb wrote:
Lazydonkey wrote:
If you had anythign to do with the complaints reporting universe I'm going to hunt you down..............
/breathes sigh of relief...not me but I wouldn't blame you if it had been me

I've been in SP for about 4 years now though so if its probable I've touched something you had your mucky paws all over

RDH · Post by **RDH** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:12 pm

Lazydonkey wrote:
craigieb wrote:
Lazydonkey wrote:
If you had anythign to do with the complaints reporting universe I'm going to hunt you down..............
/breathes sigh of relief...not me but I wouldn't blame you if it had been me

I've been in SP for about 4 years now though so if its probable I've touched something you had your mucky paws all over

Small world continued.... I think you know my cousin - Claire (can't remember her married name - McArthur maybe?) her husband has a GT3? Last time I spoke to her she said she knew a guy at work with a VX

Post by **campbell** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:14 pm

If it hasn't been said already, looks like we need a breakdown of "Other" !!

Lazydonkey · Post by **Lazydonkey** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:16 pm

RDH wrote:
Lazydonkey wrote:
craigieb wrote: /breathes sigh of relief...not me but I wouldn't blame you if it had been me

I've been in SP for about 4 years now though so if its probable I've touched something you had your mucky paws all over
Small world continued.... I think you know my cousin - Claire (can't remember her married name - McArthur maybe?) her husband has a GT3? Last time I spoke to her she said she knew a guy at work with a VX

Small world indeed!

I know claire well as I worked in Marketing for the first 3 years, was speaking to her the other day as Greg has sold his GT3 and wants to buy something a bit more track orientated.........caterham was mentioned

(name is Martin BTW - not sure anyone knows LazyDonkey in SP

)

rossybee · Post by **rossybee** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:27 pm

Lazydonkey wrote:Greg has sold his GT3 and wants to buy something a bit more track orientated.........caterham was mentioned

Someone else seeing the light

RDH · Post by **RDH** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:30 pm

Lazydonkey wrote:
RDH wrote:
Lazydonkey wrote: I've been in SP for about 4 years now though so if its probable I've touched something you had your mucky paws all over
Small world continued.... I think you know my cousin - Claire (can't remember her married name - McArthur maybe?) her husband has a GT3? Last time I spoke to her she said she knew a guy at work with a VX
Small world indeed!

I know claire well as I worked in Marketing for the first 3 years, was speaking to her the other day as Greg has sold his GT3 and wants to buy something a bit more track orientated.........caterham was mentioned (name is Martin BTW - not sure anyone knows LazyDonkey in SP )

Caterham - sounds good!

jj · Post by jj » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:00 am

Another other here too - interior design

...but definately an opportunity to plug my new venture - property furnishing packages for showhomes, buy-to-let and sales -www.rentalinteriors.co.uk

/advert over

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:26 am

...does anyone need a gentle dentist who offers sedation

and makes your mouth look sexy...