A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car
salesroom.
> Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left.
> "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the fast lane, enjoying pushing the
pedal to the metal even more.
> Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring.
>
> "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he
floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph.
> Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
nonsense!"
> So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car
to catch up with him.
>
> Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side
of the BMW, looked at his watch and said,
>
> "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for
the weekend.
> If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go."
>
> The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied,
>
> "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing
her back."
>
> "Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman.
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