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tut
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by tut » Sat Dec 20, 2014 3:36 pm
Be on the lookout for this girl and her friend. They are hanging out around the big 24 hr Tescos car park. When you are putting your shopping away, they ask you for a lift to McDonalds. They are very convincing and very hot! Once in your car this one takes off her clothes and starts climbing all over you. While she keeps you busy the other one takes your wallet! I had mine taken on the 7th, 8th, 10th, twice yesterday and probably again tomorrow.
Tescos sells wallets for £2.99 but I found some at the Poundland for only £1 so I bought all they had. These two harlots not only take your wallet but you never even make it to McDonalds-- so I've already lost 10 kgs!
Keep a lookout for them (I find that lunch time and around 5:30pm are best).
Be safe everyone, Merry Christmas!
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by Andy G » Sat Dec 20, 2014 4:06 pm
Surprised you found time to post about it
Happy Xmas Tut. You must be delighted to have the kids back in Old Deer
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tut
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by tut » Sat Dec 20, 2014 4:21 pm
Thanks Andy, yes good to see Clare and Jamie again, and they are staying until the 4th this time.
Ian and Luke will also be here, but sadly Mike, Helen, and the grandkids can not make it this year.
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by Fluoxetine » Sat Dec 20, 2014 4:59 pm
Is it bad that I recognised the dark haired one as Chloe Sims from TOWIE...?
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Al.
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by Al. » Sat Dec 20, 2014 5:24 pm
Is it sad that I noticed she still has her size/price labels attached to her shoes!
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tut
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by tut » Sat Dec 20, 2014 10:51 pm
What is she actually doing with her foot on the food shelf, apart from displaying a fairly attractive rear end?
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by Mikie711 » Sun Dec 21, 2014 1:14 am
Al. wrote:Is it sad that I noticed she still has her size/price labels attached to her shoes!
Erm...............Yes
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Sanjøy
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by Sanjøy » Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:34 pm
tut wrote:What is she actually doing with her foot on the food shelf, apart from displaying a fairly attractive rear end?
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Some infections create a burning sensation.
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tut
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by tut » Mon Dec 22, 2014 12:25 am
Dread to think how you found that out Sanj................
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by Sanjøy » Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:52 pm
Was in a PM from a fellow SEer, can you guess who?
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by robin » Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:05 pm
My money is on scabies. Or second-stage syphilis.
I is in your loomz nibblin ur wirez
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