Any orthopedic type Doctors here?

[DDtB]

Or anyone know one who'd be able to answer a question for me?!

Don't worry... it's nothing dodgy or career related.

[Sanjøy]

Ill already?! That happened to Sarahs Gran when she retired too.

[renmure]

If it is cringingly embarrassing and worthy of a good belly laugh then send it this way.

[DDtB]

lol... nothing embarrassing to do with me I'm afraid... Sorry! I could make something up if you like?!?

Just a genuine question that only a proper orthopaedic type doc can answer apparently.

I'm curious.

[smee]

I have a drill, hammer and saw and just enough knowledge to make me dangerous, shoot.

[pete]

I was prohibited from owning or wearing a white coat or carrying a stethoscope by Kilmarnock Sheriff following a misunderstanding a couple of years ago at the hospital.

[mikeyb13]

Spanners session? Ill bring the tools home from work

[renmure]

lol... nothing embarrassing to do with me I'm afraid... Sorry! I could make something up if you like?!?

Just a genuine question that only a proper orthopaedic type doc can answer apparently.

I'm curious.

Got your PM Dave but can't reply cause your inbox is full.

Anyhow, nothing overly much for you to worry about and that size, although quite small, isn't too unusual really.

In relation to your specific questions:
No, I don't think your hobby is related to your worsening eyesight, nor your hairy palms.
Yes, the vacuum pump should help.
No, rubbing Deep Heat on it won't really increase blood flow.
Yes, a rubber band round the bottom end will help but might impede performance.
Yes, rubbing ice on it will make it cold.
No, I won't tell anyone.

Cheers.

[smee]

lol... nothing embarrassing to do with me I'm afraid... Sorry! I could make something up if you like?!?

Just a genuine question that only a proper orthopaedic type doc can answer apparently.

I'm curious.

Got your PM Dave but can't reply cause your inbox is full.

Anyhow, nothing overly much for you to worry about and that size, although quite small, isn't too unusual really.

In relation to your specific questions:
No, I don't think your hobby is related to your worsening eyesight, nor your hairy palms.
Yes, the vacuum pump should help.
No, rubbing Deep Heat on it won't really increase blood flow.
Yes, a rubber band round the bottom end will help but might impede performance.
Yes, rubbing ice on it will make it cold.
No, I won't tell anyone.

Cheers.

[hendeg]

David does have an uncanny knack of setting himself up.

[rossybee]

David does have an uncanny knack of setting himself up.

You reckon?

[douglasgdmw]

Dave,

You mistaking orthapedic but have found the episode your speaking about
http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesse ... l-leakage/

[Dominic]

Jim,...

[mxvx]

hahaah a bright end to a dull Monday.