Oh, Oh.. Looks like I'm in a world of trouble..

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Oh, Oh.. Looks like I'm in a world of trouble..

Post by mwmackenzie » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:13 pm

I just received this e-mail from the FBI, looks like they're onto me again, seems like I've just lost another $8.3m... Bloody hate it when these Nigerian twats forget to put all the legal documents in with my Pallets of cash.. W*nkers!


Urgent Attention To You.

We sincerely apologized for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a certified mail, post-mail, phone or face to face conversation, it is due to the urgency and importance of the security information of our citizenry, i am special agent George Venizelos from the federal bureau of investigation (fbi) intelligence unit, we
have just intercepted and confiscated two (2) trunk box at JFK Airport in New York, and are on the verge of moving it to our bureau head quarters.

We scanned the said box, and found it contains total sum of $8.3 million and also backup document which bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the box,investigations carried out on the diplomat which accompanied the box into united states said he was to deliver this funds to your residence as payment due you from the
office of federal government of Nigeria as unpaid beneficiary.

We cross-checked all legal documentation in the box, and were about to release the consignment to the diplomat when we found out that the box was lacking one very important document which makes us confiscate the box.

According to section 229 subsection 31 of the 1991 constitution in money laundering, your consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate from the joint team of the IRS and Homeland Security, reply for direction on how to procure this certificate which will enable you relieved of the charges of money laundering which is a punishable offense under
section 12 subsection 441 of constitution on money laundering.

You are required to reply this letter within 72hours, or you will be arrested, interrogated and prosecuted in the court of law for money laundering. Also, you must not contact any other bank or person in Nigeria or united kingdom or any part of the world for any payment, because your payment have been confiscated by this bureau here in the united
states..

Yours in Service

Agent George Venizelos
Regional Director


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Re: Oh, Oh.. Looks like I'm in a world of trouble..

Post by j2 lot » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:20 pm

Time to have some fun with Agent Venizelos????????????? :wink:
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Re: Oh, Oh.. Looks like I'm in a world of trouble..

Post by rossybee » Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:04 am

mwmackenzie wrote:bank or person in Nigeria or united kingdom or any part of the world
certainly has his bases covered
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