whats the most illegal thing you've done in a car...

[Fluoxetine]

My guess would be £200 fine and a years ban

A few close, but no-one spot on:

£200 fine (payable at £5 per week)
18 month ban - Reduced to 14 months on completion of a DD course.

your not going to let me off with 2 months out ?

Oh, alright then...

[Noops]

109 mph

[philthy]

A few years ago there was a girl who swore to me she was 18...

[tut]

That's two years into the safety zone, so would have probably been legal anyway.

tut

[Robbie]

Coming back from a track day at Brands 1998 M25 114mph fined £750 band 7 days

It was about 1984-85 me and a friend and two lady friends decided to go for a run to south queens ferry in my esprit turbo, we were just pulling up to the hawse inn when a cop car came round the corner and gave us one off those looks, he quickly did a u turn and stopped and said , I thought that’s what I saw. Legs and bums! I told him I hadn’t come far. He liked the car and then left. I guess that when police had a sense of humour. Pity that’s removed when they join up these days.

[rossybee]

It was about 1984-85 me and a friend and two lady friends decided to go for a run to south queens ferry in my esprit turbo, we were just pulling up to the hawse inn when a cop car came round the corner and gave us one off those looks, he quickly did a u turn and stopped and said , I thought that’s what I saw. Legs and bums! I told him I hadn’t come far. He liked the car and then left. I guess that when police had a sense of humour. Pity that’s removed when they join up these days.

that's just reminded me of another time, less decadent as it was a '92 MR2

[tut]

Legs and bums! I told him I hadn’t come so far.

tut

[gambler]

A few years ago there was a girl who swore to me she was 18...

[mwmackenzie]

Geez, I once knew a guy who did an indicated 185 mph on the m9 twice with 2 different people to verify in a V8 twin turbo Lotus Esprit.. and when in college another dude got stopped with no insurance or mot and handed in false documents to the police that he acquired in the local pub and heard nothing more of it, this happend to him more than once...

[mwmackenzie]

Oh and I was banned for a year and fined £550 in 2000 for driving a Lotus Esprit Turbo 4 cyl at an average of 107.5 mph over 5 miles on the M74... Drink drivers were getting same ban but less fines than me that day in court in Dumfries the driver who gave me a lift home from court in his Esprit was on a driving ban....

[mwmackenzie]

A few years ago there was a girl who swore to me she was 18...

Over 16 is legal buddy so long as you didn't get her drunk first lol

[C7Steve]

Scotty C wrote:

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Another friend told me you can drive from Pitlochry to Aberdeen (via glenshee) in an hour and 5 minutes [/quote]

Where about in Aberdeen did your "friend" stop his watch?

Did you lend him your 211, or one of your previous cars for this insanely fast time?

That is pretty fookin quick

[Scotty C]

Scotty C wrote:

Another friend told me you can drive from Pitlochry to Aberdeen (via glenshee) in an hour and 5 minutes [/quote]

Where about in Aberdeen did your "friend" stop his watch?

Did you lend him your 211, or one of your previous cars for this insanely fast time?

That is pretty fookin quick [/quote]

He was in a Lotus but not a 211.

Quiet Saturday evening and coming into hazlehead if i remember his story.

[ikarl]

I had a friend who decided to see how fast his 300zx twin turbo (c.450hp) would go on the M74. Apparently it nearly touched 180 tuts

then a couple of years later, the same friend, tried the same thing on his zx636r and only managed 174 (indicated) that left him desperate for a bigger bike!

the same guy that whilst going to Crail, along the A92 got clocked slightly over 150 tuts by a forward facing scamera van..... the operator managed to take a note of the numberplate and some Police arrived at the door every couple of days for 6 months looking for him. He was never in

[mckeann]

my friend on his zx636R managed an indicated 182mph, but that was part of a slipstreaming fun race so probably helped reduce drag. 174mph was a regular sight for him sans slipstream