whats the most illegal thing you've done in a car...

[mckeann]

....and how many points would you have got had you been caught?

Just as an example of what i mean, doing 90mph on the motorway with a bald tyre would be 3 points for each, so 6 points.


In the interest of legality, all MY stories will be purely that, just stories, not real, just made up coz its a friday and i'm bored, and any that appear real happened in new zealand 10 years ago

[smitstui]

I have a friend who did 172mph in a derestricted m3 just outside Balmedie!

The same chap when he was 17 went onto the montrose links golf course to practice handbrake turns!

[kenny]

I parked on a double yellow line once.

[ryallm]

Without doubt going for stupidly fast drives in my mother's Mk1 golf when my parents were out for the night - I was only 15 or 16 at the time!

[mckeann]

kenny, you can make up a better story than that

Smitsui, thats a jail term in todays society, but maybe just a ban back in the day

Mark, now your talking, thats a license loser right there. well done


MY friend, took out his race bike to charge the battery. His uninsured, untaxed, un MOT'd, race bike with slick tyres. Thats gotta be at least 12 points, ignoring whatever speed he was doing (it doesnt have a speedo, so technically, does it still count as speeding??)

[vx220]

A friend had sex on top of a limo through sunroof whilst cruising around town!

[Scotty C]

I can't say BUT it would have been a "do not pass go do not collect £200"

Awaiting Mr Boags reply

[Dominic]

This has got me thinking... trying to remember when I did something illegal.....

I think I'd best not comment on this thread.

[Dominic]

Edited to protect the innocent

[BigD]

MY friend, took out his race bike to charge the battery. His uninsured, untaxed, un MOT'd, race bike with slick tyres. Thats gotta be at least 12 points, ignoring whatever speed he was doing (it doesnt have a speedo, so technically, does it still count as speeding??)

Epic FAIL Mr McKeann, not reading your own heading,
You said car not bike, so that's good for shredding!!

Where do I start? Like rallym I have a friend,
who'd take his parents car for a cruise now and then,
He was 15 or 16 too, I seem to recall
You'd think he'd stay on back roads or out of the way, not at all.
Along the High street at night, after collecting some pals,
He's lucky not to have ended up floating in the canals!!

[gorrie]

A friend collecting a 2nd hand car did 90tuts and didn't realise until he got home that the inside of both rear tyres were through to the thread. 9pts ?

[GregR]

Just be careful with this one guys - doesn't take a lot to add two and two and get a prosecution out of this sort of willy-waving. Save it for the boozer

[Titanium S1 111S (gla)]

10 mins ahead of me with that Greg.

SE Team Legal

[mckeann]

Really???? my stories are just that, made up stories to get a laugh. Call me billy sh*t

[BiggestNizzy]

I drove without insurance for 2 days because I forgot to renew it, I was to busy snorting coke from a supermodel's crack to notice my Honda accord was not insured.