Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

[Noops]

joyeux anniversaire , For Neil Jr somewhere in France , he was born on D- Day @ 14;32+ 44 years . Yes for Mags and me it was "The Longest Day"

Happy Birthday Neil Jr

[minkypotglory]

Oh its back...............

Mags

[Victor Meldrew]

Evening Mags..

[minkypotglory]

Good evening john. How u doing.

Mags xx

[Victor Meldrew]

Calendar watching.. still a week to go.. fog predicted.

[Noops]

Finding it hard to go the bed, Neil Jr has texted from Marseille runway ,saying he has been sitting in his plane for a while now due to a bomb threat. In the airport we think....

[mwmackenzie]

Foooooooooooooooook! that's not good.. Hope they get the all clear and he gets where ever he's going pronto!

[Noops]

Foooooooooooooooook! that's not good.. Hope they get the all clear and he gets where ever he's going pronto!

All is well in the south of France... , Noops Jr called last night to confirm he was safe. he was also out for supper with work mates in a small town ,when he thought he spotted Dave one half of The Hairy Bikers sitting at the next table. Unsure if it was him as he (Dave)left someone from the groop shouts " where's yer bike" to which he laughed then he and his girlfrend joined them for a chat and a beer.
Seems he was on a break floating around the Med and popped into the local town harbour for a spot of supper.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Noops]

Just when you thought Victor was , you know you want to..........

[Noops]

Its been a week since I was banned 8569 hours to go. Which keeps me off the road...I wish..in the last week I've been driven everywhere between Bute and yesterday I ( felt like a three day camel hike) was in Darlington giving advise on buying a gun for a mate. .

Things as busy work wise

Where I will be next week I have no idea...but if if the last week is anything to go by

[mwmackenzie]

Chin oop ole cap.... you still have your car... mine is on the brink of sale boooohoooohoo lol

[bertieduff]

Hey, Neil! Life has more opportunities than policemen, fortunately

True Bute story. (I do quite a lot of work there...)
Sitting with a client. Mid-conversation, a police car screetches into the car-park, lights flashing. Two coppers roll out and storm through the door.
(I'm preparing to hit the floor, thinking terrorist attack/major incident).
"We came as quickly as we could! Is it the brown one again, Jim*?"
(Huh!?!)
" Aye, the barsteward is at it again!"
Turns out the neighbours cow has a habit of chewing through the fence and wandering into this guys car-park.
Couple of cream buns later, cops depart to arrest said cow.
Busy day in Rothesay I guess

(*names changed to protect the cow)

[Noops]

Hey, Neil! Life has more opportunities than policemen, fortunately

True Bute story. (I do quite a lot of work there...)
Sitting with a client. Mid-conversation, a police car screetches into the car-park, lights flashing. Two coppers roll out and storm through the door.
(I'm preparing to hit the floor, thinking terrorist attack/major incident).
"We came as quickly as we could! Is it the brown one again, Jim*?"
(Huh!?!)
" Aye, the barsteward is at it again!"
Turns out the neighbours cow has a habit of chewing through the fence and wandering into this guys car-park.
Couple of cream buns later, cops depart to arrest said cow.
Busy day in Rothesay I guess

(*names changed to protect the cow)

I witnessed a Bute police blue light situation along the Rothesay main St, as I dived over the sea wall ... I thought fcuk me they know I'm here . Duno what it was maybe servise check on the sirin and blue light..

[Noops]

Chin oop ole cap.... you still have your car... mine is on the brink of sale boooohoooohoo lol

Hi Mark, sorry to hear this, I still have my car for the moment.....what good it is to me right now .