Seasonal Story, The turkey and the elise owner

Mikie711 · Post by **Mikie711** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:04 am

Heard a funny story 'bout a guy legging it from the country house in Methlick with a turkey. Apparently he comes out of the bar, grabs the turkey and runs out the door.

Was a while ago

Drove an Elise

Anybody know who it might be!!!!!!

Gareth · Post by **Gareth** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:03 am

Barefoot?

deano15482 · Post by **deano15482** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:59 am

Gareth wrote:Barefoot?

sounds about right!

Sanjøy · Post by **Sanjøy** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:24 am

Last turkey in tesco ?

tut · Post by **tut** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:02 am

Twas not Methlick, it was just outside Old Deer, The Country Park Hotel. Must have been 10 years ago now.

The family were in Australia, and the Hotel has a Carvery on a Sunday. I used to go in for a pint, had a few, got hungry, did not want a full meal, Chef had gone back into the kitchen for more tatties, so I grabbed a turkey leg and started to leave.

However a waitress saw me, raised the alarm, next minute the whole Hotel staff were after me. Aden Country Park is directly across the road so I legged it in, ran for a while, then sat down behind a fallen tree and ate it.

Fortunately the Hotel changed hands shortly after so I was able to use it again. Good pint of real ale.

Where the hell did you get that story from Mikie, as it was two years before I bought the Elise?

tut

Mikie711 · Post by **Mikie711** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:52 am

Happend to mention to our night baker, on the rig, that I had bought an elise. She told me about this guy that stays near her that has one with a distinctive reg number and I realised it was you.
Then she told me the chicken story.

Small world or what!!

Hope you will be a knockhill on the 24th so I get a chance to meet the famous tut!!!

Mike

tut · Post by **tut** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:22 am

Yep, signed up for the SIDC day so see you then.

tut

rossybee · Post by **rossybee** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:35 pm

Was the turkey still "warm"?