Owning a lotus

VXJON · Post by **VXJON** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:56 am

Sums up the experience of owning a stupid plastic car quite nicely

1. You think there is something wrong with you because the novelty has not yet worn off....after 3 years
2. Youâ€™ve spent the same money on your car as your next door neighbour. He drives a Mundaneo/Golf/Focus/Vectra.
3. ...and you get more MPG
4. ...and MPH!
5. When the quickest road is the back road...
6. On some corners of the track, you are yelling at Ferraris to get out of the f*cking way
7. The fear of crashing will soon fade, unfortunately it is replaced with the rather reckless notion of â€œWell, thatâ€™s why I pay insuranceâ€

Post by **Shug** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:27 am

Nice to see someone discovering that again...

Haven't seen it in years

dezzy · Post by **dezzy** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:58 am

I've never seen that before. Definitely made me chuckle.

. . . although it would have been better if you'd replaced all the "VXs" with "elises"

Post by **Shug** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:02 am

(it's been going on the BBS and SELOC for donkeys, someone has already swapped all the Elises for VXs, by the looks of things)

BiggestNizzy · Post by **BiggestNizzy** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:18 am

First time I have seen it, and the only thing wrong was I don't work in IT.

steve_weegie · Post by **steve_weegie** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:20 am

BiggestNizzy wrote:First time I have seen it, and the only thing wrong was I don't work in IT.

But secretly you want to

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:21 pm

VXJON you god

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:22 pm

guess whos still logged in

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:22 pm

fun eh?

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:24 pm

I like to come out the closet

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:24 pm

DDtb alfa driving love god

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:26 pm

woo ho

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:27 pm

Vx220s rule

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:44 pm

Can I own up to hating the stripes on my car, ever since I had them done

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:47 pm

Dom and VXJon are currently smooching each other on the couch... it's non stop man love over there...... that's the last time I convince Dom to 'take a drink..... '