Car gatherings getting banned

gorrie · Post by **gorrie** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:27 am

Well... at least I've got a reason when I tell the wife I don't want to go to B&Q at the weekend now.

"Sorry love, the carpark will be packed and I don't want to get caught in an illegal congregation... oh, and the same applies for Morrisons".

lol... I can see it now..

Car Park Attendant: "State your name and your reason for being here"
Gorries': "Weekly shop sir"
Attendant: "We have 4 cars in the car park at the moment, and are operating a strict 1-in-1-out system... you will have to wait your turn"
Gorries': "But there is a big queue forming behind us"
Attendant: "Well, I suggest you f&*k off then before the old bill nick you for spearheading a convoy"

Dominic · Post by **Dominic** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:58 am

gorrie wrote:Well... at least I've got a reason when I tell the wife I don't want to go to B&Q at the weekend now.

"Sorry love, the carpark will be packed and I don't want to get caught in an illegal congregation... oh, and the same applies for Morrisons".

lol... I can see it now..

Car Park Attendant: "State your name and your reason for being here"
Gorries': "Weekly shop sir"
Attendant: "We have 4 cars in the car park at the moment, and are operating a strict 1-in-1-out system... you will have to wait your turn"
Gorries': "But there is a big queue forming behind us"
Attendant: "Well, I suggest you f&*k off then before the old bill nick you for spearheading a convoy"

k12chu · Post by **k12chu** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:04 pm

now what happens... if the ford chaps r having a run? lets say... 2 focus, 3 fiesta, 2 mondeo...
that totals to more than 5 cars. but they are all different cars. so what happens?

j2 lot · Post by **j2 lot** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:09 pm

now what happens... if the ford chaps r having a run? lets say... 2 focus, 3 fiesta, 2 mondeo...
that totals to more than 5 cars. but they are all different cars. so what happens?

run in sequence : focus, fiesta ,mondeo, focus ,fiesta, mondeo and so on - just like a normal traffic queue as many cars as you like - jobs a good-un

gorrie · Post by **gorrie** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:54 pm

Aha...So.. S1 111s, S2 111r, S1 Exige, S1 Sport 160, S2 135R, S2 Exige, etc etc etc

j2 lot · Post by **j2 lot** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:56 pm

...you got it

bertieduff · Post by **bertieduff** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:07 pm

Loti are common as muck these days anyway....

Toothless nonsense it may be, and we're laughing now, but councils are like sheep- I wonder how long before it happens up here?