
Dodgy Hand Break, Out of Gear, Parked Cars, Knockhill....
Dodgy Hand Break, Out of Gear, Parked Cars, Knockhill....
Don't ask.....unreal. 

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- BiggestNizzy
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Re: Dodgy Hand Break, Out of Gear, Parked Cars, Knockhill...
ooohhhEliseR wrote:Don't ask.....unreal.
and we have to ask !
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Did anyone get it on their camera?
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As for the parking between the KH Sierra's.........I'm with Stewart .....buy a lottery ticket!!
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As for the parking between the KH Sierra's.........I'm with Stewart .....buy a lottery ticket!!
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EliseR parked his beautiful car at the east end of the KH car park.
Allegedly the handbrake was not applied.......and it motored forth southwards towards the fence above the pit lane...........between a row of parked KH Rally spec Sierras........and one was obviously away for maintenance......creating a space.........which EliseR filled .....before coming to rest against the catchment fence
I wish I had it on video............you could not stage manage a stunt like that
Allegedly the handbrake was not applied.......and it motored forth southwards towards the fence above the pit lane...........between a row of parked KH Rally spec Sierras........and one was obviously away for maintenance......creating a space.........which EliseR filled .....before coming to rest against the catchment fence
I wish I had it on video............you could not stage manage a stunt like that

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Okay,
Park the car.
20 min later, some random guy asks, Do you own an Orange Elise?
Yes.
Your car just rolled away and crashed.
F*ck off, your joking?
No, seriously.
I get to the car, it has rolled about 20 metres, right through ONE space left out of 15, manages to miss both cars on the left and right, and the cars rests UNDER the chain link fence about 1ft from the drop onto the track
Front lamps scraped, a few minor scratches which Polished Bliss will sort, and windscreen scratched.
No other damage, at all.
Still in shock.
Gary.
Park the car.
20 min later, some random guy asks, Do you own an Orange Elise?
Yes.
Your car just rolled away and crashed.
F*ck off, your joking?
No, seriously.
I get to the car, it has rolled about 20 metres, right through ONE space left out of 15, manages to miss both cars on the left and right, and the cars rests UNDER the chain link fence about 1ft from the drop onto the track



Front lamps scraped, a few minor scratches which Polished Bliss will sort, and windscreen scratched.
No other damage, at all.
Still in shock.
Gary.
Lotus Elise 111R - Chrome Orange, can't drive it for sh*t spec!
Jaguar XKR 4.0 Supercharged, neglected spec. SOLD!
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Forde Freda Campervan!

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No, it suddenly moved 20 min after I parked it upon arriving!kenny wrote:You left it with the handbrake on after cooking the brakes on track?
Stumps me, in gear from now on.
G.
Lotus Elise 111R - Chrome Orange, can't drive it for sh*t spec!
Jaguar XKR 4.0 Supercharged, neglected spec. SOLD!
7 seater Renault Grand Scenic 57 plate, 1.9 DCI <B>(Boring as feck spec)</B>
Forde Freda Campervan!
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Jaguar XKR 4.0 Supercharged, neglected spec. SOLD!
7 seater Renault Grand Scenic 57 plate, 1.9 DCI <B>(Boring as feck spec)</B>
Forde Freda Campervan!

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- steve_weegie
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oops! the discs expand with heat - if you put the handbrake on and they cool down, then the pads kind of dont grip anymore!
i learned this the hard way too - straight out the pits in a monster cosworth and braked into duffus.... pedal straight to the floor and almost put the car in the gravel!
best way to keep the car stationary is to go into the pits after your cool down lap, let it idle for a minute then turn off the ignition and stick it in 2nd gear...
How was the rest of the track day gary? I fancied coming along tonight but had the weegie beers thing on too...
i learned this the hard way too - straight out the pits in a monster cosworth and braked into duffus.... pedal straight to the floor and almost put the car in the gravel!
best way to keep the car stationary is to go into the pits after your cool down lap, let it idle for a minute then turn off the ignition and stick it in 2nd gear...
How was the rest of the track day gary? I fancied coming along tonight but had the weegie beers thing on too...
Arriving broadside, in a cloud of smoke......
- steve_weegie
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Nope, as he said, Gary parked up on arrival, so unless he was giving it an unreasonable spanking on way up to KH, I doubt if brakes would be that hot when parked. I wonder about the fact that the pads had just been changed, but can't think how that may have affected the handbrake.steve_weegie wrote:oops! the discs expand with heat - if you put the handbrake on and they cool down, then the pads kind of dont grip anymore!
Anyway, the damage appeared superficial. Strange thing was, I don't think anyone took a photo, we were all too gobsmacked that it had rolled neatly into the 7 ft space between the KH Sierras.
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