Politically Correct season's greeting

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Uldis
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Politically Correct season's greeting

Post by Uldis » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:31 am

In lieu of cards this year, I have made a contribution to the Tretmanis Mortgage Fund.
Notwithstanding the above, it is with heartfelt warmth that I forward to you the following message:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped. And without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

All the very best to you (without prejudice)

Uldis ;)

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Post by Dominic » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:06 pm

Merry Xmas to you too :lol:
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Post by Uldis » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:18 pm

The funny thing here is how un-PC I normally am...


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Post by ~ ~ Cal ~ ~ » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:29 pm

err..............Happy Holidays :oops:
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Post by bertieduff » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:53 pm

Can I just take this opportunity to wish everyone all the best for the festive season and new year.

I do this now as I have no intention of being in a fit state to talk over the next couple of weeks. :cheers :beer :drink :puke
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Post by Stu160 » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:10 pm

U,ve taken that to far........ :lol:

Have a good one Uldis

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Re: Politically Correct season's greeting

Post by Mr Momo » Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:32 pm

Uldis wrote:In lieu of cards this year, I have made a contribution to the Tretmanis Mortgage Fund.
Notwithstanding the above, it is with heartfelt warmth that I forward to you the following message:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped. And without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

All the very best to you (without prejudice)

Uldis ;)
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