One interesting thing about you
Competed for GB in alpine skiing
Almost killed in an Avalanche
Almost broke my neck by hitting a rock then a tree (while skiing)
Also almost killed by a bull elephant in Tanzania - walking along a path in camp when I hear breathing look up to see bull 8 meters away standing there swaying looking right at me. Slowly bent down and picked rock up and then slowly backed up to the nearest hut. The bull charged and killed a worker at the camp the following month.
Almost killed in an Avalanche
Almost broke my neck by hitting a rock then a tree (while skiing)
Also almost killed by a bull elephant in Tanzania - walking along a path in camp when I hear breathing look up to see bull 8 meters away standing there swaying looking right at me. Slowly bent down and picked rock up and then slowly backed up to the nearest hut. The bull charged and killed a worker at the camp the following month.
- tuscan_thunder
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- Location: Aberdeenshire
I’ve seen:
Henry Rollins walking along Sauchiehall St
Steven Hendry & missus shopping in Buchanan St
Anna Ryder Richardson shopping in Glasgow
Norman Blake in Asda, Toryglen
Carol Smillie in Safeway, Crossmyloof
Steve Lamacq in Glasgow Central
Pat Nevin, Alan Mcghee, Dominic Diamond at various gigs
Billy Sloan in a pub in Paisley
Two blokes out of chewing the fat in a pub playing pool
Michelle Mcmanus in one of my local pubs
Peter Mullan standing outside one of my local pubs
Max Farnham (ex of Brookside, and on telly last night playing a lawyer in Emmerdale) in the pub near work
I used to work with:
The brother of Andy Gray
I currently work with:
The daughter of Andy Cameron
The sister of Stephen Pearson
I know guys who:
Toured, supporting Teenage Fanclub
Got a winch from Jennifer Finch of L7
Fellow attendees at my school were:
Andrew Neil (media)
Alistair Forsyth (golf)
Scott Thomson (fitba)
My Missus has:
Seen some Stereophonics walking through Glasgow (they’re dead wee)
Seen Gillian Anderson shopping in Glasgow (Cruise)
Been to school with the younger brother of one of the now defunct Delgados (they were a few years above her)
Been on a plane with Sir Alex Ferguson and Magnus Magnusson at the same time
Seen Phil Mitchell and Liam Gallagher in Covent Garden, not at the same time
Been in a lift with Barney Sumner
Her pal has:
Been in a lift with Kurt Cobain (before he died)
Henry Rollins walking along Sauchiehall St
Steven Hendry & missus shopping in Buchanan St
Anna Ryder Richardson shopping in Glasgow
Norman Blake in Asda, Toryglen
Carol Smillie in Safeway, Crossmyloof
Steve Lamacq in Glasgow Central
Pat Nevin, Alan Mcghee, Dominic Diamond at various gigs
Billy Sloan in a pub in Paisley
Two blokes out of chewing the fat in a pub playing pool
Michelle Mcmanus in one of my local pubs
Peter Mullan standing outside one of my local pubs
Max Farnham (ex of Brookside, and on telly last night playing a lawyer in Emmerdale) in the pub near work
I used to work with:
The brother of Andy Gray
I currently work with:
The daughter of Andy Cameron
The sister of Stephen Pearson
I know guys who:
Toured, supporting Teenage Fanclub
Got a winch from Jennifer Finch of L7
Fellow attendees at my school were:
Andrew Neil (media)
Alistair Forsyth (golf)
Scott Thomson (fitba)
My Missus has:
Seen some Stereophonics walking through Glasgow (they’re dead wee)
Seen Gillian Anderson shopping in Glasgow (Cruise)
Been to school with the younger brother of one of the now defunct Delgados (they were a few years above her)
Been on a plane with Sir Alex Ferguson and Magnus Magnusson at the same time
Seen Phil Mitchell and Liam Gallagher in Covent Garden, not at the same time
Been in a lift with Barney Sumner
Her pal has:
Been in a lift with Kurt Cobain (before he died)
Forgot to add that my Dad is pals with Jimmy Savile, so I've met him a few times, plus he's sucked my wife's knuckles (Sir Jimmy, not my Dad
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Ross
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1972 Alfaholics Giulia Super
2000 Elise S1 Sport 160
2004 Bentley Conti GT
2017 Schkoda Yeti
2x Hairy GRs (not Toyota)
Now browsing the tech pages

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1972 Alfaholics Giulia Super
2000 Elise S1 Sport 160
2004 Bentley Conti GT
2017 Schkoda Yeti
2x Hairy GRs (not Toyota)
Now browsing the tech pages


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rossybee wrote:Forgot to add that my Dad is pals with Jimmy Savile, so I've met him a few times, plus he's sucked my wife's knuckles (Sir Jimmy, not my Dad)



Picture the conversation
Rossybee's dad - "Hey Jimmy, how's it goin?"
Jimmy S - "Now then, now then, not bad...."
Rossybee's dad - "I was just goin round to see my daughter in law, fancy comin along?"
Jimmy S - "Now then, now then, only if I can suck her n******"
Rossybee's dad - "What was that!!??"
Jimmy S - "Um, eh, I said only if I can suck her knuckles........."
Rossybee's dad - "Oh, thats alright then. Lets go"


NR

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