Were the fcuk are u you sleepy barsteward's (FALC)

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:57 am

ExigeKen wrote:
kenny wrote:I see Noops has been late night whoring again, honestly, give the boy half a shandy and he is a menace
Yes but give him a full shandy and he passes out see last Saturday's photos

To be fair, he had been on the whiskey from 4pm that afternoon... two bottles of whiskey then on to the guinness.... not bad for a little lad

delands · Post by **delands** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:31 am

Best get tae bed... up in 4hrs ... off to Liverpool for flight to France.

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:46 am

delands wrote:Best get tae bed... up in 4hrs ... off to Liverpool for flight to France.

Have a good time Del

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:47 am

John Reid wrote:
ExigeKen wrote:
kenny wrote:I see Noops has been late night whoring again, honestly, give the boy half a shandy and he is a menace
Yes but give him a full shandy and he passes out see last Saturday's photos
To be fair, he had been on the whiskey from 4pm that afternoon... two bottles of whiskey then on to the guinness.... not bad for a little lad

Fair point John

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:17 am

NOOPS 160 wrote:
ExigeKen wrote:
John Reid wrote: To be fair, he had been on the whiskey from 4pm that afternoon... two bottles of whiskey then on to the guinness.... not bad for a little lad
Fair point John
Thank you for the comments grandad I'm not offended in any way

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:13 pm

NOOPS 160 wrote:
ExigeKen wrote:
John Reid wrote: To be fair, he had been on the whiskey from 4pm that afternoon... two bottles of whiskey then on to the guinness.... not bad for a little lad
Fair point John
Thank you for the comments grandad I'm not offended in any way

Lets just not go there just yet shall we....

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:59 am

Time this post paid a visit to the posh new set up

Jacobite · Post by **Jacobite** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:11 am

ExigeKen wrote:Time this post paid a visit to the posh new set up

Pass'es Ken a Caol ila sorry not got any Bowmore if my memory serves me well

and I'm not sure it always does

to the new boards

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:30 am

This is going to take some getting used to.........

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:00 am

Jacobite wrote:
ExigeKen wrote:Time this post paid a visit to the posh new set up
Pass'es Ken a Caol ila sorry not got any Bowmore if my memory serves me well and I'm not sure it always does
to the new boards

Nice work I am rather fond of Bowmore although have just demolished a rather nice Port Wood Glenmorangie

Victor Meldrew · Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:40 am

Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie

Lurks in your belly after the feastie

Jist as you sit doon amang yer kin

There starts tae stir an enormous win'

The neeps 'n'tatties 'n' mushy peas

Start workin' like a gentle breeze

But soon the puddin' wi the sauncie face

Will hae ye blowin 'a' ower the place

Nae matter whit the hell ye dae

A'bodys gonny huv tae pay

Even when ye try tae stifle

It's like a bullet oot a rifle

Ye hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair

An try tae stop the leakin' air

Shiftin' yersel fae cheek tae cheek

An pray tae god it disnae reek

But aw yer efforts go asunder

When oot it comes, a clap 'o thunder

Richochets aroon the room

Michty me a sonic boom!

God Almichty it fairly reeks

Hope a huvnae **** ma breeks

Tae the bog a better scurry

Aw whit the hell, it's no ma worry

A'body roon aboot me chokin'

Wan or twa ur nearly boakin

A'll feel better fur a while

Canny help but raise a smile

'Wis him!' I shout wi accusin' glower

Alas too late, he's just keeled ower

'Ye durty bugger!' they shout and stare

A dinna feel welcome any mair

But where ye go ,let yer win' gang free

Sounds like jist the job tae me

But whit a fuss at Rabbies party

Owe the sake 'O' wan wee farty.

Brigita · Post by **Brigita** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:57 pm

I can not believe this post is still going.... impressive work!!! lol

tut · Post by **tut** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:34 pm

Neil

Not seen your name in the Classic Speedfair Database yet.

tut

tut · Post by **tut** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:16 am

No chore at all, always pleased to see the two of you.

Another hawk?

tut

ps she has indeed. Went in since I checked earlier.

ExigeKen · Post by **ExigeKen** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:05 am

tut wrote:No chore at all, always pleased to see the two of you.

Another hawk?

tut

ps she has indeed. Went in since I checked earlier.

Or maybe two Harris Hawks - cool time to be flying birds yes please Noops

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