Caption Competition II

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Caption Competition II

Post by Dominic » Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:20 pm

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Post by Sanjøy » Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:45 pm

Not happy with the last caption comp where Dave had to hide his embarrassing erection with his helmet this time he has to use his "camera bag" to hide his shame during his vinegars.
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Post by mac » Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:23 pm

Dezzy - "Hi, I'm a well known DJ from the breakfast show on Radio1"

DDtB - "I've heard some lame chat up lines....."



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Post by thinfourth » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:34 pm

Dezzy= Arrgh DAVE don't push the super prober massage button

Dave= I've been pushing it for the past ten minutes

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Post by DDtB » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:59 pm

You're a bad bad man Dom.....


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Post by ExigeKen » Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:06 pm

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum take stage one training in using a telephone - sadly both struggle with the saying "hello" part :wink:
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Post by woody » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:42 pm

mac wrote:Dezzy - "Hi, I'm a well known DJ from the breakfast show on Radio1"

DDtB - "I've heard some lame chat up lines....."



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Should it not be:

DDtB - Hey, my special talent and I have been on radio1 as well....

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Post by Edin430 » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:06 pm

No u hang up :wink:

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Post by Rich H » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:24 pm

On the 14th day of the rollercoaster endurance challenge cracks are beginning to show:

"STOP FUCUKING PHONING ME! I'M SAT NEXT TO YOU!!!!"
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Post by rossybee » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:27 pm

Isn't it amazing the shyte you find if you have a good rake through the bins out the back of Madame Tussauds?
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Post by ExigeKen » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:33 pm

DTDB - Isn't it amazing the shyte you find if you have a good rake through the bins out the back of Madame Tussauds? :?
Dezzy - Yes well you have to meet women some how :wink:
DTDB - Agreed 8)
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Post by haggis catcher » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:42 pm

Pretending they are in a Elise!!!!!!!
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Post by gorrie » Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:59 am

DDtbB: Dezzy luv... just thought I'd call to let you know that your sticker is on squint... it's a fashion disaster.
Dezzy: Ahh F***k Off !!
DDtb: Whatever..
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Post by dezzy » Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:42 pm

:damnfunny :damnfunny :damnfunny
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