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"Humped" to death

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Post by dezzy » Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:22 am

When I click on that, I get:

Access Denied (policy_denied)

Your system policy has denied access to the requested URL.

For assistance, contact your network support team.


I've just tried accessing the Sky News home page and it does the same! Guess who my ISP is . . . Virgin Media! I knew they were having a tiff with Sky, but that's ridiculous, blocking their news website! :?

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Post by RDH » Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:24 am

Just for you Dezzy
Sky wrote: An Australian woman has been killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present.

Camels can be dangerous if treated as pets without disciplineThe victim, whose name has not been released, died at her family's sheep and cattle ranch near Mitchell, 350 miles west of Queensland state capital Brisbane.

The 10-month-old male camel - weighing about 150kgs (330lbs) - had knocked her to the ground then lay on top of her in what police suspect was mating behaviour.

Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory said. "I'd say it's probably been playing or it may be even a sexual sort of thing."

He added that the animal had almost suffocated the family's pet goat by straddling it on several occasions.

The woman was given the hand-reared camel in March as a birthday present from her husband and daughter.

"She had a love of exotic pets," the officer said.

Camel expert Chris Hill said he had no doubt that the camel's behaviour was sexual.

Mr Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years, said young camels are not aggressive but can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline.

The fate of the camel is not known. A post-mortem will determine the precise cause of death within days.

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Post by ed » Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:28 am

Im with Virgin and i can read it ok..... :?
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Post by mac » Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:31 am

ed wrote:Im a Virgin and despite the self abuse i can read it ok..... :?


:shock: :lol:


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Post by kenny » Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:31 am

Blocked for me too. Rather childish but then thats par for the course for Virgin :roll:

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Post by RDH » Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:32 am

mac wrote:
ed wrote:Im a Virgin and despite the self abuse i can read it ok..... :?


:shock: :lol:


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Post by ed » Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:34 am

:roll: :lol:
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Post by dezzy » Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:05 pm

:damnfunny

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Post by Dominic » Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:20 pm

:ROFL :damnfunny :ROFL
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Post by louiro » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:47 am

:lol:
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Post by Brigita » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:57 am

:ROFL :kermit :ROFL :kermit :ROFL

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Post by mac » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:39 am

Brigita wrote::ROFL :kermit :ROFL :kermit :ROFL

Shame but OMG!!!
The camel incident or Ed being a virgin?



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Post by BiggestNizzy » Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:21 pm

shooomer wrote:must have spotted camel toe?
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