Scottish Elises

7 of us are heading across from the 24th to 27th Aug. for my mates stag do.

Who's been ?

I have no idea what to expect, been to prague and riga recently and heard it's a totally different experience to them, some saying it's "the real deal !"

Anybody car to divulge (Legally) the ins and outs of this city ???

Also paying a trip to watch Ajax v Heerenven, Toekmost hospitality package, anyone done this ???

I have a good mate who lives over there - just moved over in November and loves it.... Not sure about the place myself though but he is planning never to return home he likes it that much!!!

Make sure you visit the bannana bar

1) dont try and take photos of the lovelies
2) always haggle
3) beware of the purple pills

mrbennybennett wrote:Make sure you visit the bannana bar

Still got my postcard

mattg wrote:1) dont try and take photos of the lovelies
2) always haggle
3) beware of the purple pills

And he would know!!!!!!

B

The live sex show isn't actually as good as it sounds

BiggestNizzy wrote:The live sex show isn't actually as good as it sounds

Next time try finding one with a woman in it

BiggestNizzy wrote:The live sex show isn't actually as good as it sounds

I would second that , but when people walk out in disgust you can get their beer tokens . I think we saw the whole show twice with lesbian act finale

CSK_423 wrote:I have no idea what to expect

Yer hole?

Brigita wrote:

mattg wrote:1) dont try and take photos of the lovelies
2) always haggle
3) beware of the purple pills

And he would know!!!!!!

B

I am merely re-quoting what an uncle of a friends cousin once told someone.

I also heard similar comments about the sex shows being dissapointing.
However my err... friends uncle's trip, was spiced up when the stag was hauled up on stage and made to strip and lie on his back on the floor. The 'performer' then assumed a squatting position over the stag, and proceeded to graffiti his chest with a big black premanent marker. How he explained that one to his wife to be, i dont know.
btw the performer was female

mattg wrote: btw the performer wasn't female

Really Matt....???

He he he

DDtB wrote:

BiggestNizzy wrote:The live sex show isn't actually as good as it sounds

Next time try finding one with a woman in it

we just saw woman and horse and thought that sounded

Brigita wrote:

mattg wrote: btw the performer wasn't female

Really Matt....???

He he he

believe me... she was ALL woman!

or so im told