Shugs new car ?!?!

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:47 pm

Go on.... admit it.... it's yours isn't it!!!!

mwahahahahaha

Post by **simon** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:13 pm

I used to see a Calibra (I think) in Arbroath that had the reg C5HUG, complete with mis-spaced letters

mac · Post by **mac** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:05 pm

I saw a BMW 1 series with a similarly suitable plate -took a photo but can't remember where it is

Mac

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:22 pm

now I'm wondering what a Group of Shugs would be called since there seems to be more than one about......

Maybe they have their own secret society of Shugdom.... all hail Shug... leader of the Shug-ites......

I think I need to get out more....

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:23 pm

No I think you need to get out alot less!

kenny · Post by **kenny** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:25 pm

tedbakerman wrote:now I'm wondering what a Group of Shugs would be called since there seems to be more than one about......

Maybe they have their own secret society of Shugdom.... all hail Shug... leader of the Shug-ites........

Shug-a-thon

Shugarama

Shugland

Dunno, sounds like a gay theme park to me

Lazydonkey · Post by **Lazydonkey** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:18 pm

I quite like the thought of a "bonanza of shugs"

is that not the correct collective noun ?

Post by **Shug** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:14 pm

Whoa!!!! Bloody hell!

You know what car I had before the Liz?

A mark 1 Hyundai Coupe - in black!!!!

That's a bit odd.. never had a chav-plate though..

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:23 pm

Clearly you have a fan paying homage to the almighty Shug!!

Post by **Shug** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:26 pm

And the collective noun for a group of Shugs is a th(r)ong.

...as if there coudl be more than one!

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:33 pm

A thong of Shug's... Scary...

Rich H · Post by **Rich H** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:42 am

***NEWSFLASH***

A throng of Shugs was spotted today terrorizing the Scottish Borders. Up to 12 Shuggites were seen to be driving far too quickly, scaring horses and digging up the verges. There has also been an infestation reported in the Aberdeen area.

A government spokesman today recommended that they should not be approached and the only safe way to passify a Shuggite is to dose it with coffee. A good meal in a pub style setting will result in a tempory cesation in hostilities, but will soon wear off.

The signs of a Shuggite infestation is loud roaring noises followed by a flash of multicoloured plastic and aluminium normally along a road, but occasionally seen in hedges and fields. If confronted by a Shuggite the best option is to move to the center of the road, thus preventing it form passing safely and ensure that it will have to work harder to pass you, when it does pass you, flash your lights and gesticulate wildly for good measure

Please donate just £3 a month to assist these hopelss dregs of humanity. Just £40 will provide a Shuggite a tank of fuel and a little oil and get him to piss off somewhere else. Just £400 will pay for a quieter OEM exhaust and CAT that will assist in weaning the bugger off loud noises. £5695 will buy a new Kia Picanto, the only known cure for Shuggism.

This condition can be defeated with a sustained campaign of speed cameras, 100mm sleeping policemen and fuel price hikes, but it has been said the hard core Shuggite may well have to be humanely culled.

God I'm bored.
(Well I thought it was funny)

Post by **Shug** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:58 am

Superb!

Post by **simon** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:44 pm

woody · Post by **woody** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:56 pm

I spotted X5 5HUG on an old shape A4 in troon today

Scottish Elises

Shugs new car ?!?!

Shugs new car ?!?!

Telly's pants and I'm bored...