Visit from a bird (with feathers)

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Visit from a bird (with feathers)

Post by kerryxeg » Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:41 am

I was in Germany last week, got back late on Thursday, went straight to bed having picked up the fire guard which had fallen over. Got up at 6am and went straight to w*rk Friday. Returned home at 11:30 Friday night. Made a cup of tea..............

and then I noticed a small 2" feather on the kitchen floor.....thought nothing of it......

wait a minute, feather .......fire guard.........visiting bird @#! sh*t

Switch the lights on in the lounge, took a wee look up the stairs.......every plant on the ground, every picture off the window sills, looked like a robbery!

Wandered up the steps into the living room, then I saw a great big feather, 8" long brown with lots of markings. sh*t, its a big bird, Buzzard?

Then the search began, plenty bird sh*t, more feathers, every window had been tried by the poor beast. The end walls in the living room are all glass, it had tried everyone.

No sign of it, so nothing else for it........finish my cup of tea..............

Wait a minute, it has to be there somewhere. Check again.........

Ahhhh, perched on a stereo in a window sill tucked behind a curtain in near perfect shadow, was a fully grown Tawny Owl, about 45cm tall, a beautiful looking bird, totally calm, and looking right back at me! ..........sh*t he's probably hungry........do Owls attack people.........Nah he looks too cute. Call my neighbour down just in case (he used to have parrots so should be useful)

We worked our way around the room opening all the doors (there are heaps).

It was harder for him to hit glass than go through a door to freedom. With a little disturbance of the curtain he took off and flew.............................. straight into a window..........Bugger.

We chatted with him for a while at his new perch ontop of another window sill..............he was still amazingly calm.

Then finally with a little encouragement he swooped off the perch, flew to the other end of the room and out a set of double doors. His wingspan must have been the full width of the doors, 1.2m, a beautiful beast.

Hopefully he made it down the road before the local chippy closed and managed to get a Mouse Supper, must have been hungry.

How an Owl of that size managed to fall down a fairly narrow chimney I'll never know. Time to go and start cleaning up the mess!

Kerry

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Post by BiggestNizzy » Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:44 am

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Post by Dominic » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:22 am

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Re: Visit from a bird (with feathers)

Post by EliseR » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:41 am

kerryxeg wrote:I was in Germany last week, got back late on Thursday, went straight to bed having picked up the fire guard which had fallen over. Got up at 6am and went straight to w*rk Friday. Returned home at 11:30 Friday night. Made a cup of tea..............

and then I noticed a small 2" feather on the kitchen floor.....thought nothing of it......

wait a minute, feather .......fire guard.........visiting bird @#! sh*t

Switch the lights on in the lounge, took a wee look up the stairs.......every plant on the ground, every picture off the window sills, looked like a robbery!

Wandered up the steps into the living room, then I saw a great big feather, 8" long brown with lots of markings. sh*t, its a big bird, Buzzard?

Then the search began, plenty bird sh*t, more feathers, every window had been tried by the poor beast. The end walls in the living room are all glass, it had tried everyone.

No sign of it, so nothing else for it........finish my cup of tea..............

Wait a minute, it has to be there somewhere. Check again.........

Ahhhh, perched on a stereo in a window sill tucked behind a curtain in near perfect shadow, was a fully grown Tawny Owl, about 45cm tall, a beautiful looking bird, totally calm, and looking right back at me! ..........sh*t he's probably hungry........do Owls attack people.........Nah he looks too cute. Call my neighbour down just in case (he used to have parrots so should be useful)

We worked our way around the room opening all the doors (there are heaps).

It was harder for him to hit glass than go through a door to freedom. With a little disturbance of the curtain he took off and flew.............................. straight into a window..........Bugger.

We chatted with him for a while at his new perch ontop of another window sill..............he was still amazingly calm.

Then finally with a little encouragement he swooped off the perch, flew to the other end of the room and out a set of double doors. His wingspan must have been the full width of the doors, 1.2m, a beautiful beast.

Hopefully he made it down the road before the local chippy closed and managed to get a Mouse Supper, must have been hungry.

How an Owl of that size managed to fall down a fairly narrow chimney I'll never know. Time to go and start cleaning up the mess!

Kerry
Cute, I love birds. Glad you helped it, I have a friend who would have hit it with a Frying pan :(

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Post by BiggestNizzy » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:46 am

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Post by DaveG » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:55 am

Fantastic story! :thumbsup

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Post by robin » Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:07 pm

Amazing - well done for seeing it back to where it belongs :-)

I wonder why it came in - if noops were not on house arrest he could no doubt enlighten us, being something of an expert!

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Post by BiggestNizzy » Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:10 pm

robin wrote:Amazing - well done for seeing it back to where it belongs :-)

I wonder why it came in - if noops were not on house arrest he could no doubt enlighten us, being something of an expert!

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Post by gdr » Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:48 pm

Had a similar event where we heard scratching from the woodburning stove - on inspection up flue with torch, two large eyes looking back. Fetched the welding gloves (big claws it had), extricated it and let it go outside - off it flew quite the thing. Lucky we heard it before lighting stove or it would have been roasted owl - nice.
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Post by Dicey » Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:21 pm

LOL!

A while a go a pigeon fell down the chimney into the living room of my in-laws house. No one had been in that room for at least three days, so it had plenty time to crap on everything, and I mean everything. Carpet, new suite and table, chairs, curtains etc had to be replaced at huge cost - it's a big room (thank goodness for insurance). Bloody thing was found dead in the middle of the floor. Hilarious! Only because it wasn't my house though...

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Post by kerryxeg » Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:29 pm

Well everything is cleaned up now and luckily there is no damage.

I think it must have been sitting on the chimney pot and fallen asleep!

I didn't take any pictures, as I didn't want to spook it.

We had a falconer along at a Scout camp a few weeks ago, he had several owls with him as they were generally calm and good with the kids etc. They are magnificent birds, I was just pleased to see that this one wasn't injured after its free fall.

Kerry

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