Scottish Elises

that following a total crapper day at work dealing with morons and delinquent liars

that someone had thrown a full mega MacDonalds cup size of coke all over the car.......

then decorated it with Gherkins etc.....and had left cup and wrappers piled on roof.......



F*****nW********rs

sorry....feel better now........

MRpunchinella wrote:that following a total crapper day at work dealing with morons and delinquent liars

that someone had thrown a full mega MacDonalds cup size of coke all over the car.......

then decorated it with Gherkins etc.....and had left cup and wrappers piled on roof.......



F*****nW********rs

sorry....feel better now........

Some c*nts deserved to be shot. Plain and simple, up against the wall, pull the trigger, problem solved.

Gary.

Also, jealousy will drive the apes to do almost anything. Just be thankful the keys stayed in their pockets, whoever they are.

Gary.

at least it will wash and wipe off bud

suppose the big sponge and bucket was a bit of karma after the day......just a pucking fain......scumbags.......

Punch

breathing deeply faction.......

GWhittle wrote:Also, jealousy will drive the apes to do almost anything. Just be thankful the keys stayed in their pockets, whoever they are.

Its amazing how sad people can be I have been amazed my the amount of unfriendly hand gestures I have had. by people waiting for the bus! at first it bothered me, but sod maybe I am a w*nk*r but at least I'm not waiting in the p*ss*ng rain for a bus.

At least it washed off! Little B*stards!
There are a few on here whose cars have seen sharper or heavier objects than a McD's on their Elises.

Mine's been keyed twice, Meatball's has been keyed and I think GregR's got walked over, i'm sure there's more but I can't remember!

Jealousy is a terrible thing!

Anyone ever come up with a covert machine gun attachment for an elise. Set of by moron's getting within a couple of feet?

Mine got walked over too when I had it. f'rikin scrotes.

That sucks... the green eyed monster stikes again. At least it's quite calming to wash the curves of these cars.

I've not had any bad sh1t yet... and most kids give the thumbs up etc etc... although, driving through Broxburn the other day I got advised from some knob that I drive a "crap car"... so crap that he felt compelled to shout it at the top of his voice, after gawping at it... twat.

gorrie wrote:That sucks... the green eyed monster stikes again. At least it's quite calming to wash the curves of these cars.

I've not had any bad sh1t yet... and most kids give the thumbs up etc etc... although, driving through Broxburn the other day I got advised from some knob that I drive a "crap car"... so crap that he felt compelled to shout it at the top of his voice, after gawping at it... twat.

If I were to single out one group of people who diss the car, it's beemer drivers. I don't have any real issues on the roads normally, but if I do, you can bet it's some monkey in a beemer driving up my arse, or cutting me up. Off road, it's normally waves and smiles, but I have heard the odd "w@nker" insult

G.

Nope, those BMW drivers aren't dissing your car - they own the road and you're in the way - would be the same if you were in any other car

Cheers,
Robin
(Occasional BMW 330d driver)

(although Audi drivers are getting as bad....)

(g/f has an S3 and is thankfully not like that...)

Sorry to hear that mate.

About a month ago some gadgie dumped a packet of doritos over my boot cover

The engine reeked of cheese for weeks

Ron

Ron wrote:some gadgie dumped a packet of doritos over my boot cover

Ron

Doritos the swine they are boggin, obviously no taste all round then.

Haven't heard the word gadgie for years - brilliant!

Mr Whittle is fairly rattling through the road users this week. BMW's in this thread... White vans & Fiesta's in another... last week it was Honda CRV's...

I reckon Cyclists & Mopeds are up for it next