Scottish Elises

Just pulling into my friends secured parking garage this morning, when a chap approached me and warned me that I should probably find somewhere else to park the car.

He owns a Caterham which he parks there and so does his friend, the other night someone broke into the garage and vandalised his friends Caterham: jumped up and down on the bonnet and proceeded to pour 5 litres of oil all over it!!!

I don't think anything has happened to his yet but he's had to stash it elsewhere! I really don't have much of a choice other than to use that place just now so will just have to cross my fingers and hope all the neds die of some strange disease pretty fast.

Sounds like a targeted incident, he erm a player ?

As always if you need temp storage at my garage for a while to let it calm down let me know.

SP

Thats aweful! Hope they catch the little sh!ts!
Bring back the cane i say.......

That would be temp storage in your garage where your car got paintballed, right

Sometimes it's nice to be in grotty preston... (Touches wood!)

yeah that sounds like a prvokd attack, you dont walk aroudn with 5 litres of oil!!!

If it's underground perhaps he has p*ssed the flat above the parking off by starting his Catering Van early in the morning or late at night?!

Dave

Possibly has been specifically targetted though I have yet to see the thing move. It's there when I arrive in the morning and there when I leave in the evening.

It's a fairly nice block and couldn't imagine a neighbour doing something so stupid. Though you never know.

I came close to putting dog sh*t under the door handles of my X5 driving neighbour ....

Let his tyres down, he won't realise until his next MOT....