Somewhere around 6 weeks ago, it met it's doom, when a tourist in her rental BMW misjudged the width of the road and clipped the back of me as I sat stationary. She made it all of half a mile from the hire car depot, and basically hit the first thing she saw it seems. With the age and value of the old Alfa it's a write off.
Here it is looking a little sorry for itself.

Doesn't look like much, but on a car worth about £3k, bent suspension, a destroyed wheel and a rear wing that's not in the right place is enough to push it over the write off scales.
...and here's the tourist, making a quick stop off at the local building site!

No one was hurt, she had a small cut on her hand. I was a bit freaked out by the whole thing, basically, I went into shock after watching it all unfold, and reacting, get out of my car, run to the building site, push her, which at this point is sitting on the passenger side, down to get anyone out etc.
I'd more or less decided I was getting an Alfa Giulietta, but was a bit underwhelmed by a test drive.
A week or so pass, and my courtesy car arrives. It's was 2018 Mini Cooper S 7 speed semi auto thingy (see the other thread for gearbox chat...).
I love the car (but not the gearbox) and set about throwing out budget out of the window and finding one for me!
And here it is

Went up to collect from Aberdeen on Sunday in my commuter for the past 3 weeks - 10.5mpg on the commute was painful.

and an "oh my god the dimensions look all wrong" shot (with added thumb!), but needs must, and the 3 doors it too small...

What can I say? I love it. It's great fun, it's a nice place to be, it's the right size, and it looks cool, if not that pretty.
I feel a bit daft for ignoring Mini for all these years (as a classic Mini person prior to the Elise) but am really happy to move to the brand now, and feel no need to draw any comparisons with the MINI brand and range, and the classics I love so much. Very few other cars seem to get the same balance of size, quality, fun, and be interesting at the same time.
Chris