Scottish Elises

Mature gentleman (59),aged well, noble grey looks, fit and active, of sound mind and unfazed by the fickle demands of modern life seeks...........dammit !.......can you hold on whilst I go for a pee?


Seeks mature but athletic Lotus Elise for fun, friendship.....and if truth be told......regular spankings!
I am heterosexual .....so S1 Preferred
I will not rule out gheyer S2's


email/messenger/phone me with your proposals

Oofy Prosser/IntentionallyBlank/Pete the mod has for sale the ex-ape 135R. This spectacular example has received many essential elise Mods; kiwirog headwork and cams (I think), Nitrons, Machined uprights for MAXIMUM!!!! negative camber, rose-jointed toe links (I think) and comes with the less ghey full width OZ wheels. It also comes with a track ready appearance having the patina of a car that has competed on several WRC gravel stages and a LM 24h race with the gaffa tape to prove it. We removed the harness bar last night, I'm not sure why, but it does now have speakers instead. I believe the price may be negotiable in the best Boag fashion.

Oofy Prosser/IntentionallyBlank/Pete the mod has for sale the ex-ape 135R. This spectacular example has received many essential elise Mods; kiwirog headwork and cams (I think), Nitrons, Machined uprights for MAXIMUM!!!! negative camber, rose-jointed toe links (I think) and comes with the less ghey full width OZ wheels. It also comes with a track ready appearance having the patina of a car that has competed on several WRC gravel stages and a LM 24h race with the gaffa tape to prove it. We removed the harness bar last night, I'm not sure why, but it does now have speakers instead. I believe the price may be negotiable in the best Boag fashion.

Thanks Woody
I will consider this leftfield option.......although buying an ex WankR car would be akin to marrying a prostitute?

But I bet she knows a few tricks and could rock your world.

Or leave you stranded in a very unsavoury location with empty pockets...

If you're not in a rush..........

I have a beautiful slightly Bi (early S2), Silver Fox, currently in rehab but is certain to be a spriteful, botoxed fresh faced cherished angel when she gets out... She is currently in for minor cosmetics so will be as new and crinkle free, she's had a hair cut so comes with a nice black 'short top'. A heart transplant is also on the cards with the new heart already sourced as a 50K mile with full history VVC160, so she should be good to run and take all the spanking and whipping ones heart would desire once surgery is complete. She's been somewhat unlucky in love to date but is loyal having only been spanked by 3 hands in her 15 years ( I think I've spanked her harder than she's used to though), she is leggy and a little loose but her springs were tightened last year. She has a tonne of history all of which is good with well reputable and respected rubber gloved hands. Her insides are nice and velvety but black and blue, not to every one's taste I understand. I've had comfier rides but she's still a goer I've got her a 270 exhaust cam so she can let loose and ditch her gasses a little easier. I've got her some nice colour coded braided brake lines so that the collar matches her cuffs... She's gonna be a beaut if they ever let her out of rehab.

I can remember seeing a low mileage S1 Elise on Ebay a couple of days back which had a very low mileage:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lotus-Elise-S ... 7675.l2557

The ad has ended but maybe worth contacting the seller to see if he still has it up for sale?

I am sure a lonely man like yourself won't mind if the old girl smells a little bit fishy either

George

Mark

Not sure I am ready to take over your jinx!

The Peterhead one is interesting.....and I will follow up thanks

Jinx! behave, she's a peach!

Well what about this one then?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/lotus/lotus-e ... 1217064366

Hi Mark

Left messages/emails on that one earlier in the week

No response as yet

The next few weeks will see then coming out of hibernation with magical prices attached

mwmackenzie wrote:Jinx! behave, she's a peach!

Well what about this one then?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/lotus/lotus-e ... 1217064366

That's Stew on here aka haggis catcher

Thanks Ross

He is just along the road from me in Perthshire........earlier post declares a Brexit Buyer........

Ah.

My bad.

I'll just blame it on a fortified beer aftermath

I know the Peterhead car, it really is the best available.

H8OAG wrote:
The next few weeks will see then coming out of hibernation with magical prices attached

And so it begins.....

https://classifieds.seloc.org/ads/lotus ... 000-miles/

But he thinks his hard top is worth £1500 so tell him to keep it and reduce the price accordingly hahaha