Scottish Elises

Appears that one of the neighbours has bought an X4d in red.

I have to look at this hideous monster everytime I walk out the front door

Count your lucky stars it was not an X6dM. Then you would truly know what a real tw@t ( might be a nice one, might be a unpleasant one ) your neighbour was.

I have no idea why anyone would think these cars were "nice" to own. But then, I accept, that might make me the tw@t. Each to their own I suppose. I always thought that X6/X4 owners would feel more at home living in Texas on a solitary ranch driving a god awful Humvee with a boot full of M16 rifles and grenade launchers. At least the Humvee is true to what it actually is.

Phil, I'd do my usual neighbourly approach and tell them how fugly their new P&J is.

Only fair

It may be the guy who has some connection with rope access - I don't want to end up hanging from one of his trees....

It is uglier than an X6M - is that possible ?

X4 & X6 - the automotive equivalent to wearing a white shell suit. Irredeemably naff

Wifes gf's husband has just traded his X5 for an Infiniti QX70 and he has the audacity to laugh at my funny wee car. What a total dick head, do I have grounds for banning him from our street ? He did work with Ozzies for a while, maybe that explains his naff taste .

To be fair I think he is moving in the right direction as the BM was probably took more of a beating with the ugly stick and at least people won't think he a footballers wife.