Scottish Elises

Never played golf but watch all the Majors and the Ryder Cup. Also never placed a bet in my life.

However I was so convinced that Jordan Spieth would win the Masters that I put £100 on him when he was 8/1. The leaders are now off, he is now at evens after he fcuked up yesterday with a double and single bogie on the last two, but reckon it is a safe bet.

tut

Just settling down to watch to the end. But after only 5 mins the American commentator on with Andrew Cotter and Peter Aliss is getting on my nerves. Who is he - can't see any name on tv listings?

Ta for tip off. Could be a pleasant end to a tough 2 weeks' Easter "holidays"

Spieth now 1/5. Back of the net.

What should I spend £800 on Elise wise?

tut

tut wrote: What should I spend £800 on Elise wise?

Fuel and fines?

Or I could fund you some driving lessons.

tut

WTF Tut. you need to give up gambling....Kiss of death.....

M

WTF is he doing? 6 under to 1 under, and who is this fcuking Willet that is trying to screw me?

No probs Spieth will still win and Verian will get her holiday.

tut

Better get some credit for that new exhaust now......................Bummer

I'm fcuked, how the hell did that happen?

tut

You should had cashed out at the 9th.......

It is not over till the fat lady sings and right now she is confused and not sure if she should be warming up her vocals. I am glad I do not bet...

That lady just sung.

Let that be a lesson for ya tut

Never heard of him, tosser.

tut

Tut, sorry you lost the bet (and possibly for Verian) but thanks for your posts, had me in stitches. Especially: “who is this fcuking Willet that is trying to screw me?”