Scottish Elises

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go

tut

The lamb was then turned into a curry.

Mary had another lamb
But now that lamb is dead
Though still it goes to school with her
Between two slices of bread.

tut

Mary had a little lamb
And it was always grunting
She tied it to the barn yard gate
And kicked it's little cnut in.



Upon a hill there stood a dookit
It's no there noo cos some cnut tookit

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts when up its ass
And turned its wool to nylon

Mary had a little blouse,
It was busted all to bits.
And everywhere that Mary went,
You could see her little t!ts.

Mary had a little skirt,
It was split right up the front.
... She didn't wear that one though

Mary had a little lamb.......the doctor fainted.

Mary had a little Lamb,
When born it was a runt.
Duggiesmith just made up a rhyme,
The word he missed was c***

Mary had a little.....ermmmmmm........whatchamacallit..........Alzeimers.

Alzheimers. Just sayin'

Poor old Mary has a tough life - but often better than her lamb's!

Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was white as snow,
But Mary's fleece was by Gok Wan,
And now they're a fashion show

Mary had a little lamb
With which she used to sleep
Too late she found it was a ram
Now Mary has a little lamb

Mary had a little lamb
Which Tut bid-up and won
He got it home and let it roam
Till Khan chewed it for fun

BigD wrote:Mary had a little lamb
Which Tut bid-up and won
He got it home and let it roam
Till Khan chewed it for fun

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was black as soot,
And into Mary's bread and jam,
His sooty foot he put.