The teacher who asked the class
to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said,
"My family went to granddad's farm, and we saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating".
The teacher replied, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated".
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate".
Little Johnny raised his hand, the teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was trouble ..
Finally she decided that he could attempt to give an example of the word "fascinate" .....
So Little Johnny said, "My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons,
but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!"
The teacher sat down and cried.....
tut
