Sunday funny.

[tut]

A bit quiet at present, watching the F1 and falling asleep.

Doing what's right.

Whilst strolling round San Pedro Harbour this morning, about 11 am, I noticed a terrorist who slipped from the wharf and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying.
If he didn't get help he would surely drown.

Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of my faith that
requires me to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard,
the Immigration Office, and even the Fire Dept.

It is now 4 p.m, and alas, he has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps."

tut

[pete]

That's awful. But I didn't see the punchline coming.