Scottish Elises

http://sniffpetrol.com/2015/10/07/seven ... iX3zbxExL4

Almost as good as The Times' latin cross word ...

Up the hammer at Bumhole last Happy, spotted a Sexpest SC in Abba with Godley cow. Magic tin hat, map nag and full Gary Numan. Thing is, if you want an Alan like this you’ll splash your Pat on a Three-point or a Shagger, not a posh Atoyot. Sure enough, the knocker called it at two badgers and a rat sandwich. At that Katie, someone got a Hunt.

At the auction at ??Birmingham?? on Monday spotted a ??? SC in suede [or perhaps Abba is a colour?] with cream leather. Convertible/sunroof??, sat nav, full ??bluetooth?? Thing is, if you want a car like this you'll splash your cash on a Merc or ???jaguar???, not a posh Toyota [makes me think sexpest might be Lexus]. Sure enough, the auctioneer called it at two ?? and a ?? [money references]. At that price, someone got a bargain.

Made me giggle anyway

Bit like having a conversation with Mr Boag..

I think your translation is shining bright.

Abba = Gold.

I'd have said Gary Newman = electric. Don't get the Bluetooth reference.

The sexpest is a Lexus SC with metal retractable roof which is indeed a posh Toyota. I'm sure they've used this reference before along with Abba = Gold. The full Gary Numan - fully loaded maybe with all the electronic gizmos given his connection with electronic music.

graeme wrote:Abba = Gold.

I'd have said Gary Newman = electric. Don't get the Bluetooth reference.

I think you're right - I figured it would be something electronic but agree that there's nothing specific about bluetooth - more likely soundz, electric seats, electric windows, electric everything ...

Cheers,
Robin