Scottish Elises

Wouldn't it be amazing, if this was to be introduced in the UK.

This is allegedly the actual message you get when you phone the Australian social services/benefit office! Fantastic....


'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO "CENTRELINK" THE AUSTRALIAN SOCIAL SERVICES AND BENEFITS OFFICE'


"Press '1' if you speak English."

''Press ‘2’ to disconnect until you can….. Have a nice day.”

tut

Brilliant if true. A lot of people are obviously starting to feel the same way in this country too, going by the election result.

Doubt if it is true, do they have to comply with EU Bill of Rights in Australia, of course not, but they have the right immigration policy and a Customs Department second to none.

tut

What would the Welsh and Gaelic speakers do?

Do any actually exist? Even the one's speaking Gaelic on BBC Alba seem rubbish at it.

I actually speak Welsh and Gaelic fluently, but do not get much chance to practise them.

tut

I'm pretty sure that's just you speaking English after a bottle of Laphroaig Tut.