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Sorry, could not resist it.

Post by tut » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:15 pm

Dog sex video man Wayne Bryson spared jail term

A man whose ex-girlfriend found a video showing him having sex with her dog has escaped a custodial sentence.

Wayne Bryson, 19, of Harvey's Lane, Louth, admitted performing an act of sexual penetration with a Staffordshire bull terrier in January, contrary to the Sexual Offences Act.

Bryson was handed a four-month sentence suspended for two years at Skegness Magistrates' Court.

He was also placed on the dog sex offenders register for seven years.

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Post by flyingscot68 » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:22 pm

He should've moved to Germany.
Legal there apparently. Weirdos!

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Post by j2 lot » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:25 pm

Ex girlfriend ? Wonder why they split up :damnfunny
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Post by tut » Thu Mar 06, 2014 10:27 pm

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "dogging"

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Post by Claws » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:29 am

I reckon he is an extremely brave man for even attempting to slip a dog, especially a Staffie, anything that looks remotely like a sausage :damnfunny

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Post by bertieduff » Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:06 am

Reminds me of an old local story- a US sailor from the Holy Loch base getting caught in a romantic farmyard tryst. Don't know the truth in it tbh, but I'd imagine he'd have taken a bit of gentle ribbing once delivered back on board!

Hang on. Remembering the calibre of the girls that used to wait on the yankee boats coming in, maybe he was just playing safe :D
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Post by gambler » Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:22 am

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Post by jason » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:50 am

We should pause the disgust a moment to salute his courage. Fairly hardcore dating a bull terrier, the more timid weirdo would wisely seek a less volatile lover...

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Post by Shug » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:06 am

jasonliddell wrote:We should pause the disgust a moment to salute his courage. Fairly hardcore dating a bull terrier, the more timid weirdo would wisely seek a less volatile lover...

:shock:
That's not the half of it. I hear he let slip the dog's sister's name, mid stroke...
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Post by rossybee » Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:26 pm

Reminds me of the story of the guy with holes in the knees of his jeans...

His mate asked "fall off yer bike?"

"Nah, doggie style"

"Should've done it another way then!"

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Post by jason » Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:50 am

That's the second or third shaggy dog story in this thread...

:D :blackeye

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Post by tut » Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:14 pm

I really must try to stop lowering the standard of our Forum.

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Re: Sorry, could not resist it.

Post by sendmyusername » Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:38 am

Hang on, i think we are ALL missing the point !
There is such a thing as "a dog sex offender list" ?
Really ?
Am i the only one that finds that bit strange ?

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Re: Sorry, could not resist it.

Post by tut » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:05 am

I put the dog bit in myself. :D

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