Scottish Elises

I would have thought you boys will be talking numbers already... http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/n ... -1-3174105

Free SE membership though must be provided!

Dave

I have surveyed that back in the day - pretty grim place in the cold light of day

The girls in the dressing room upstairs getting ready for their evening activities cheered me up a bit though

mrbennybennett wrote:I have surveyed that back in the day - pretty grim place in the cold light of day

When I was in first year at Uni I worked for the company that used to deliver booze and fags out of hours and during the day.

I used to have to go to the ambassador / London street sauna / various lappies and do deliveries of smokes and food. Properly grim is putting it mildly I agree, was a proper eye opener!

mrbennybennett wrote:I have surveyed that back in the day - pretty grim place in the cold light of day

The girls in the dressing room upstairs getting ready for their evening activities cheered me up a bit though

The most meticulous and detailed survey you ever completed?

Dominic wrote:

mrbennybennett wrote:I have surveyed that back in the day - pretty grim place in the cold light of day

The girls in the dressing room upstairs getting ready for their evening activities cheered me up a bit though

The most meticulous and detailed survey you ever completed?

Plenty of damp patches to be checking with my damp meter

I have valued most of the saunas in Edinburgh over the years and as JJ says they are an eye opener

Catching a glimpse of a 75 year old man drying off his wrinkly old sac prior to half an hour with a busty blonde at Carol's on Easter Road was not a nice experience at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning

mrbennybennett wrote:Catching a glimpse of a 75 year old man drying off his wrinkly old sac prior to half an hour with a busty blonde at Carol's on Easter Road was not a nice experience at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning

I didn't think tut was that old.

mrbennybennett wrote:
Catching a glimpse of a 75 year old man drying off his wrinkly old sac prior to half an hour with a busty blonde at Carol's on Easter Road was not a nice experience at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning

You are dead...........

tut

ps:- 73 today.

I've been in the girl's locker room at the back of Burke & Hare, chatting to a naked lady whilst picking candle wax from my pubes.

Not the nicest locker room ever.

rossybee wrote:chatting to a naked lady whilst picking candle wax from my pubes.

Rag_It wrote:

rossybee wrote:chatting to a naked lady whilst picking candle wax from my pubes.

candle wax v samduca

Rag_It wrote:

rossybee wrote:chatting to a naked lady whilst picking candle wax from my pubes.

The locker room wasn't that bad!

If it adds to the image, there was wax in my nipple hair too...

Aye - very good Scotty.

On my Stag Scotty decided he'd up the usual antics of the Stag being humilated andhad me stripped down to my boxers in the middle of the stage whilst being forced to eat marshmallows from odd places, i was whipped and abused (it's all a bit hazy to be honest!) before being put on all fours and sambuca poured down my ass crack and lit!

It worked well as a way of sobering me up!