Benny/The Rolfe?

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Benny/The Rolfe?

Post by Rag_It » Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:24 pm

I would have thought you boys will be talking numbers already... http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/n ... -1-3174105

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Re: Benny/The Rolfe?

Post by Scotty C » Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:15 am

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Post by mrbennybennett » Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:54 am

I have surveyed that back in the day - pretty grim place in the cold light of day

The girls in the dressing room upstairs getting ready for their evening activities cheered me up a bit though :lol:
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Post by jj » Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:19 pm

mrbennybennett wrote:I have surveyed that back in the day - pretty grim place in the cold light of day
When I was in first year at Uni I worked for the company that used to deliver booze and fags out of hours and during the day.

I used to have to go to the ambassador / London street sauna / various lappies and do deliveries of smokes and food. Properly grim is putting it mildly I agree, was a proper eye opener!

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Post by Dominic » Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:23 pm

mrbennybennett wrote:I have surveyed that back in the day - pretty grim place in the cold light of day

The girls in the dressing room upstairs getting ready for their evening activities cheered me up a bit though :lol:
The most meticulous and detailed survey you ever completed?
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Post by mrbennybennett » Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:03 pm

Dominic wrote:
mrbennybennett wrote:I have surveyed that back in the day - pretty grim place in the cold light of day

The girls in the dressing room upstairs getting ready for their evening activities cheered me up a bit though :lol:
The most meticulous and detailed survey you ever completed?
Plenty of damp patches to be checking with my damp meter :lol:

I have valued most of the saunas in Edinburgh over the years and as JJ says they are an eye opener

Catching a glimpse of a 75 year old man drying off his wrinkly old sac prior to half an hour with a busty blonde at Carol's on Easter Road was not a nice experience at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning :shock:
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Post by BiggestNizzy » Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:05 pm

mrbennybennett wrote:Catching a glimpse of a 75 year old man drying off his wrinkly old sac prior to half an hour with a busty blonde at Carol's on Easter Road was not a nice experience at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning :shock:
I didn't think tut was that old.
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Post by Dominic » Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:29 pm

mrbennybennett wrote:
Catching a glimpse of a 75 year old man drying off his wrinkly old sac prior to half an hour with a busty blonde at Carol's on Easter Road was not a nice experience at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning :shock:
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Re: Benny/The Rolfe?

Post by tut » Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:29 pm

You are dead...........

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Re: Benny/The Rolfe?

Post by rossybee » Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:22 am

I've been in the girl's locker room at the back of Burke & Hare, chatting to a naked lady whilst picking candle wax from my pubes.

Not the nicest locker room ever.
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Re: Benny/The Rolfe?

Post by Rag_It » Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:02 am

rossybee wrote:chatting to a naked lady whilst picking candle wax from my pubes.
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Re: Benny/The Rolfe?

Post by Scotty C » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:52 pm

Rag_It wrote:
rossybee wrote:chatting to a naked lady whilst picking candle wax from my pubes.
:puke
candle wax v samduca :damnfunny
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Re: Benny/The Rolfe?

Post by rossybee » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:11 pm

Rag_It wrote:
rossybee wrote:chatting to a naked lady whilst picking candle wax from my pubes.
:puke
The locker room wasn't that bad!

If it adds to the image, there was wax in my nipple hair too...
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Re: Benny/The Rolfe?

Post by Rag_It » Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:25 pm

Aye - very good Scotty.

On my Stag Scotty decided he'd up the usual antics of the Stag being humilated andhad me stripped down to my boxers in the middle of the stage whilst being forced to eat marshmallows from odd places, i was whipped and abused (it's all a bit hazy to be honest!) before being put on all fours and sambuca poured down my ass crack and lit!

It worked well as a way of sobering me up!

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