Scottish Elises

THERAPY



Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Sports Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me'

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes' the man
replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still
clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and
put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked 'How does that feel?'
He considered his answer carefully while the massage continued.


"It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!"

Tut,

You need to save the image from your googlemail account to somewhere we can all see it

Or paint your own image in your head. I did and it was cracking.

Yes, well now I've seen the image, I guess it didn't add much ... but knowing Tut, it could have been anything

I thought the top 100 lady olympians was far more therapeutic

........was funny though.

tut

A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Glasgow and flew to Barcelona on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel.. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Blackpool , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who died following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2010

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones..

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that
Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Bloody hot down here!

best Ive seen in ages,