Scottish Elises

Just watching the news, and some chav in a stolen car drove off into the river at the FRB when being chased by the police.

Tragically he died, but he had a great record, formally jailed for stealing a trawler whilst drunk and sailing it away. Now that is class, so RIP chav, we salute you.

tut

He tried to do a handbrake turn when he realised the tarmac ended..............failed obviously