Scottish Elises

I've lost another one (I think going into a car wash), and it won't stick on cos it's so cold outside. I've just cleaned the holder and got rid of all the sticky stuff and put the plate in the boot.

I take it there's no getting away with a smaller plate, or just putting a note of the reg on the dash or something?

you could run without a front even though it is illeagle and hope you can charm your way out of it if you get pulled.

example
police:you have no front number plate sir
you: yes it fell off earlier when i went over a really big speed bump that I'm sure was bigger than the alloted 100mm,it's in the boot just off to halfrauds to get some screws.
police A : well make sure you do!
police B : tough here's a £30 fine
you A : thanks
you B : oh well officer I suppose you must do your job.. (while secretly thinking hey I'm still £30 and 3 penalty points up as 30mins ago I blasted through those average speed camera's*)

*of course all speeding is a very bad thing that instantly kills starving kids in africa 1 for every mph over the limit !

I've already seen the cozzers twice since I knocked it off, and they haven't bothered their shirt. I was actually on my way to Halfords on one occasion to buy sticky pads, so was quite happy to mention that.

I can't be arsed with giving them an excuse to pull me over as I'm not a 17 year old rebel without a cause these days.

Haven't had the front plate on for months.

kenny wrote:Haven't had the front plate on for months.

Ban him......lock him up.......criminal!

I drove back from KH yesterday with N3 TUT plates on, forgot to take them off, they are still not registerd yet as REGTWATS have still not sold L111 LHD.

tut

tut wrote:I drove back from KH yesterday with N3 TUT plates on, forgot to take them off, they are still not registerd yet as REGTWATS have still not sold L111 LHD.

tut

I'm surrounded by law breakers!

meatball wrote:

kenny wrote:Haven't had the front plate on for months.

Ban him......lock him up.......criminal!

Hmm cant see a number plate in that avatar.

Can you arrest yourself?

Thankfully its not on a road there......taken off to ensure my car is not cloned........

And err, is that the time........

meatball....you could really get your arrest rate up on this forum!!

i hear promotion calling!!

Apparently thats how it all starts.....a missing number plate....next thing you know, it's smack fuelled armed robberies!

All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you fcuking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherflucking last one of ya!

meatball wrote:Apparently thats how it all starts.....a missing number plate....next thing you know, it's smack fuelled armed robberies!

I ca see it now...

"PUT ALL OF THE MONEY IN A BAG."

"errm yes, OK perhaps not all of the money. The boot isn't that big. Right...

"PUT SOME OF THE MONEY IN A SMALL BAG."

meatball wrote:Apparently thats how it all starts.....a missing number plate....next thing you know, it's smack fuelled armed robberies!

I know a bloke who did that, post office in dumfries. he's in jail he couldn't drive so didn't have a getaway car or plan!

I also remember him getting grounded for a month for taking his school tie off on the way to school.

he also thought he was ally mccoist

in short he was a tit

meatball wrote:

tut wrote:I drove back from KH yesterday with N3 TUT plates on, forgot to take them off, they are still not registerd yet as REGTWATS have still not sold L111 LHD.

tut

I'm surrounded by law breakers!

My rego kept getting knocked off and i got pulled once in 18 months for a "chat" and a gentle reminder to get it sorted!