Scottish Elises

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:30 am**

"The STIG, caught short with no helmet in another Top Gear special"

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:33 am**

I wondered who sent me that pic via text!!!!!

It did make me chuckle!

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:14 pm**

The Health and Safety Executive today anounced that all pump attendents must wear Nomex suits. A representative from Morrisons (Hawick) seen here begging for a tip, declined to comment, but was later seen indicating that prices may go up to £2.00 a Litre because of the new rule.

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:56 pm**

Captain Sparco returns

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:20 pm**

"Petrol pump operator demonstrates new safety guidelines when a mobile phone user is stood nearby"

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:55 pm**

I smoked the tyres when he offered me a bikini window wash

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:16 pm**

"This is how you steal a Lotus"

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:43 pm**

Jaques Villneuve hits hard times, worse than his stay at BAR.

Scottish Elises

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