How far do you have to go to get Rhianna in your car

douglasgdmw · Post by **douglasgdmw** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:58 pm

Having a listen to the new single by Rhianna "Shut up and Drive" and in the lyrics she sings the following:

"If you can baby boy, than we can go all night.
Cause it?s zero to sixty in three point five "

http://www.lyricsandsongs.com/song/869499.html

Now, it had me thinking. What would you have to do to an Elise to make it go from 0 to 60 in 3.5secs so that you could get Rhianna in you car?

Discuss

DMW

mj9 · Post by **mj9** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:59 pm

NOS!

jj · Post by jj » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:01 pm

I am pretty sure ed posted figures of about that on his for sale advert for his SC Honda.

It would have broken down on the date though

mj9 · Post by **mj9** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:02 pm

or you could just lie and tell her its 3.5sec!

mac · Post by **mac** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:06 pm

She wouldn't get in.........

There's no room for her umbrella

Mac

H8OAG · Post by **H8OAG** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:17 pm

There's no room for her umbrella

ella ........ella........hey.........hey WTF

Post by ed » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:22 pm

jj wrote:I am pretty sure ed posted figures of about that on his for sale advert for his SC Honda.

It would have broken down on the date though

Rumour has it a s/c hondad exige can do it in 3.5.

Mine did it in about the same time as a lowloader!

Dominic · Post by **Dominic** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:32 pm

ed wrote:
Mine did it in about the same time as a lowloader!

mj9 · Post by **mj9** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:50 pm

shooomer wrote:How far would you go to get into Ashley?
Discuss
http://www.ashleyvandyke.com

woody · Post by **woody** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:52 pm

ed wrote:
jj wrote:I am pretty sure ed posted figures of about that on his for sale advert for his SC Honda.

It would have broken down on the date though

Rumour has it a s/c hondad exige can do it in 3.5.

Mine did it in about the same time as a lowloader!

mac · Post by **mac** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:41 pm

shooomer wrote:How far would you go to get into Ashley's car?
Discuss
http://www.ashleyvandyke.com

There's got to be mileage in some kind of Dick joke and if she's up for a Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

Mac

DDtB · Post by **DDtB** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:54 pm

I managed to get from Dales cycles in glasgow to about junction 15 before she was heard in my car today....

silly bint is always on the radio....

Although i cant help liking that umbrella song.... wtf is wrong with me!

H8OAG · Post by **H8OAG** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:09 pm

DDTB

I can get her (Rhianna) out of my head if I think about her fat legs......try it.

Meanwhile, I am more interested in these girlies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvJnylhEAow

Must stop watching Bubble Hits

gorrie · Post by **gorrie** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:12 pm

0 - 3.5" in 60secs was that? Easy... I can get 0 - 3.5" - 0 in 40secs.

thinfourth · Post by **thinfourth** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:19 pm

I'm a sad git i had to look it up on google

After seeing the pics etc i wouldn't even open the door