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12 of the finest double-meanings aired on TV/Radio...

Post by Meenrod » Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:20 am

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him. "

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - " Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, " So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because
they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters - "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
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Post by neil » Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:32 am

:damnfunny

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Post by bigrichi » Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:56 am

brilliant, gave me a chuckle on a monday morning in work.

emailed round half my work collegues and they give you a round of applause for cheerin them up

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Post by BiggestNizzy » Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:58 am

bigrichi wrote:brilliant, gave me a chuckle on a monday morning in work.

emailed round half my work collegues and they give you a round of applause for cheerin them up
:withstupid, did the same :D
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Post by Sanjøy » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:05 pm

The batsmans Holding, the bowlers Willy.
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Post by Meenrod » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:08 pm

bigrichi wrote:brilliant, gave me a chuckle on a monday morning in work.

emailed round half my work collegues and they give you a round of applause for cheerin them up
Glad to be of assistance!
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Post by EliseR » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:47 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Along similar lines (WMV - you need sound):
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1162975179369 ... edical.wmv

Copy and paste the link into a new window, as it does not allow leech linking.

The poor guy is telling the talk show host about how he lost his testicles - it's foreign but you don't need to understand whats being said. I wonder how quickly this guy got fired :)

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EDIT:
Nothing to do with his testicles. Its about his tonsels. Lost in translation.
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