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Wednesday funny

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:14 am
by Scotty C
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"

The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:45 am
by gorrie
eeeewwww... daughters lube up fathers nose...

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:33 am
by steve_weegie
:ROFL

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:42 am
by rossybee
rossybee wrote:
Andy G wrote:old as the hills , but quality :D
I'm too lazy to type anything constructive, but I do agree with the point above! :lol:
Has Shug misplaced his favourite joke book?

<BG>

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:48 am
by GregR
8)

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:55 pm
by Scottynic
:lol:

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:08 pm
by EliseR
Holy feck thats a shocker.

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:00 pm
by ExigeKen
Brilliant :damnfunny :damnfunny :damnfunny

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:59 pm
by Matelotman
or stop driving on acid :tard

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:33 pm
by tut
Disgusting...........

tut