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Re: The Scheme

Post by graeme » Wed May 18, 2011 3:23 pm

Neither, they'd come back flat broke and smacked off their tits. :)
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Re: The Scheme

Post by tut » Wed May 18, 2011 3:24 pm

Missed this first time around so just watching it.

No comment otherwise I would probably get locked up.

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ps would slip Lisa one.

pss was this shown in England? They would not have understood a word without sub titles, apart from "know what I mean jimmy"

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Re: The Scheme

Post by tut » Wed May 18, 2011 3:28 pm

Oh dear, she has just become pregnant. No probs of course, just an excuse to smoke even more fags.

What a waste.

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Re: The Scheme

Post by BiggestNizzy » Wed May 18, 2011 3:32 pm

tut wrote:Oh dear, she has just become pregnant. No probs of course, just an excuse to smoke even more fags.

What a waste.

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Not any more she isn't, I spotted her in Asda a few weeks ago "wee Chrissy" isn't on the scene either (suprise suprise), do you want me to put in a good word ?
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Re: The Scheme

Post by woody » Wed May 18, 2011 3:34 pm

tut wrote:Oh dear, she has just become pregnant. No probs of course, just an excuse to smoke even more fags.

What a waste.

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Lol'd at that:

Pregnant 16 year old, "ah really don't beleive in aborshun".

Finishes above statement, Fag to mouth & deep inhilation.


I'm sure I spied Gordon the father in at my work with a contract cleaning firm last week, double take both times.

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Re: The Scheme

Post by BiggestNizzy » Wed May 18, 2011 3:54 pm

It's a shame she didn't believe in birth control.

I would like to let everyone know Kilmarnock isn't all like that their are some nice bits
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Re: The Scheme

Post by tut » Wed May 18, 2011 4:51 pm

BiggestNizzy wrote: I would like to let everyone know Kilmarnock isn't all like that their are some nice tits.
Edited that for you Graeme.

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Re: The Scheme

Post by S111Y TT » Tue May 24, 2011 10:50 pm

This programme upset and frustrated me so much that I actually had to change the channel. That housing scheme needs a tall building built in the middle of it and a sniper who has special privileges to shoot on sight placed at the top of it. I would pay to watch that. :evil: Shocking and truly disgusting.
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Re: The Scheme

Post by pete » Tue May 24, 2011 10:54 pm

S111Y TT wrote:This programme upset and frustrated me so much that I actually had to change the channel. That housing scheme needs a tall building built in the middle of it and a sniper who has special privileges to shoot on sight placed at the top of it. I would pay to watch that. :evil: Shocking and truly disgusting.
Oi my daughter goes to school in that scheme. And my neighbour teaches there. I don't care who your father is, I see any tall buildings going up I'm coming for you - boy.

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Re: The Scheme

Post by pete » Tue May 24, 2011 10:57 pm

pete wrote:
S111Y TT wrote:This programme upset and frustrated me so much that I actually had to change the channel. That housing scheme needs a tall building built in the middle of it and a sniper who has special privileges to shoot on sight placed at the top of it. I would pay to watch that. :evil: Shocking and truly disgusting.
Oi my daughter goes to school in that scheme. And my neighbour teaches there. I don't care who your father is, I see any tall buildings going up I'm coming for you - boy.

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Re: The Scheme

Post by woody » Tue May 24, 2011 11:06 pm

pete wrote:
pete wrote:
S111Y TT wrote:This programme upset and frustrated me so much that I actually had to change the channel. That housing scheme needs a tall building built in the middle of it and a sniper who has special privileges to shoot on sight placed at the top of it. I would pay to watch that. :evil: Shocking and truly disgusting.
Oi my daughter goes to school in that scheme. And my neighbour teaches there. I don't care who your father is, I see any tall buildings going up I'm coming for you - boy.

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OK. Mrs Pete says we will send you some pictures of friends we have. Anyone else, well fill your boots son.

Your street has just been on Pete. :wave

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Re: The Scheme

Post by S111Y TT » Tue May 24, 2011 11:22 pm

pete wrote:
pete wrote:
S111Y TT wrote:This programme upset and frustrated me so much that I actually had to change the channel. That housing scheme needs a tall building built in the middle of it and a sniper who has special privileges to shoot on sight placed at the top of it. I would pay to watch that. :evil: Shocking and truly disgusting.
Oi my daughter goes to school in that scheme. And my neighbour teaches there. I don't care who your father is, I see any tall buildings going up I'm coming for you - boy.

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OK. Mrs Pete says we will send you some pictures of friends we have. Anyone else, well fill your boots son.
Apologies, I'm basing this on what I saw in the programme, obviously been stupid and not realised that TV has done what it does best. Taken the most "colourful" characters and used them to make things more "interesting" so to speak. I was thinking the entire scheme must be like that. Anyway after seeing the community centre I doubt the tall building would last 5 minutes. :thumbsup
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Re: The Scheme

Post by pete » Wed May 25, 2011 8:13 am

S111Y TT wrote: Apologies, I'm basing this on what I saw in the programme, obviously been stupid and not realised that TV has done what it does best. Taken the most "colourful" characters and used them to make things more "interesting" so to speak. I was thinking the entire scheme must be like that. Anyway after seeing the community centre I doubt the tall building would last 5 minutes. :thumbsup

I mean we don't actually live in the scheme... Not that I should care but, well you know. And your proposed cull would doubtless get a lot of local support.
I get quite annoyed that they made the TV show at all, Killie is no worse than anywhere else (I expect) but they have taken folk who are, at best, retarded and given them enough rope to hang themselves. They clearly are not equipped to make decisions of any magnitude, yet they are allowed to be exploited on TV. Doesn't seem right. (I know that argument leads to - well why should they be allowed to decide to have kids then. You are right they shouldn't.)
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Re: The Scheme

Post by tut » Wed May 25, 2011 8:21 am

These reality TV shows are only really made for one purpose, and that is to stir things up. Nobody would watch the likes of BB, Jungle, Apprentice, Jeremy Fcukpig etc, if it was all lovey duvvy and not controversial.

I suppose we are the guilty ones for watching them, not that I ever do of course, well maybe just one of them.

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Re: The Scheme

Post by meatball » Wed May 25, 2011 1:39 pm

I love the fact that people are shocked by this!

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