Wheely Bad Jokes

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rossybee
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Re: Wheely Bad Jokes

Post by rossybee » Tue Oct 01, 2013 2:35 am

Girl goes into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre.

So he gave her one.
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Re: Wheely Bad Jokes

Post by flyingscot68 » Tue Oct 01, 2013 11:56 am

What is the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing Crosby sings but Walt Disney !!

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Re: Wheely Bad Jokes

Post by rossybee » Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:58 am

Got pulled by the police the other night on the way home from the pub.

When I got out the car the policeman said "you're staggering!"

To which I replied "you're not a bad looking f*cker yourself officer"
Ross
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1972 Alfaholics Giulia Super
2000 Elise S1 Sport 160
2004 Bentley Conti GT
2017 Schkoda Yeti
2x Hairy GRs (not Toyota)

Now browsing the tech pages :mrgreen:

:cheers

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