1. A half eaten fish supper
2. A large pair of floppy mammaries (one duct each)
Number 2 was attached to a slapper who jumped out in front of me on Sausageroll st on a Sat evening (okay, kicking out time at the pub) She whipped them out, neeled in front of the car, laid out on the front clam and asked me to take her home.
I declined the offer
