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Post by Shug » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:25 am

I've had interesting things deposited in the radiator outlets on the bonnet:

1. A half eaten fish supper
2. A large pair of floppy mammaries (one duct each)

Number 2 was attached to a slapper who jumped out in front of me on Sausageroll st on a Sat evening (okay, kicking out time at the pub) She whipped them out, neeled in front of the car, laid out on the front clam and asked me to take her home.

I declined the offer :puke
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Post by Rag_It » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:32 am

Sure you did! :wink:

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Post by rossybee » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:32 am

Shug wrote:I've had interesting things deposited in the radiator outlets on the bonnet:

1. A half eaten fish supper
2. A large pair of floppy mammaries (one duct each)

Number 2 was attached to a slapper who jumped out in front of me on Sausageroll st on a Sat evening (okay, kicking out time at the pub) She whipped them out, neeled in front of the car, laid out on the front clam and asked me to take her up the balloon knot
:shock:
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Post by Shug » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:35 am

Rag_It wrote:Sure you did! :wink:
Infinately better looking chick sitting to my left at the time :wink:
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Post by mj9 » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:35 am

rossybee wrote:
Shug wrote:I've had interesting things deposited in the radiator outlets on the bonnet:

1. A half eaten fish supper
2. A large pair of floppy mammaries (one duct each)

Number 2 was attached to a slapper who jumped out in front of me on Sausageroll st on a Sat evening (okay, kicking out time at the pub) She whipped them out, neeled in front of the car, laid out on the front clam and asked me to take her up the balloon knot
:shock:
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Post by Dominic » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:39 am

mj9 wrote:
rossybee wrote:
Shug wrote:I've had interesting things deposited in the radiator outlets on the bonnet:

1. A half eaten fish supper
2. A large pair of floppy mammaries (one duct each)

Number 2 was attached to a slapper who jumped out in front of me on Sausageroll st on a Sat evening (okay, kicking out time at the pub) She whipped them out, neeled in front of the car, laid out on the front clam and asked me to take her up the balloon knot
:shock:
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You've met shug too ? :lol:
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Post by Scotty C » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:42 am

shooomer wrote:Try a 340R :lol: :lol:
With flames :shock:
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Post by mj9 » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:44 am

Dominic wrote:
mj9 wrote:
rossybee wrote: :shock:
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You've met shug too ? :lol:
no i havent actually met him but i have heard alot (good things obviously)... bumped into campbel (meatball) the other day... never knew he was on SE's.... he went to my uni....
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Post by Shug » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:47 am

mj9 wrote:
Dominic wrote:
mj9 wrote: Image
You've met shug too ? :lol:
no i havent actually met him but i have heard alot (good things obviously)... bumped into campbel (meatball) the other day... never knew he was on SE's.... he went to my uni....
If you've heard good things, you've been speaking to the wrong people mate... :lol:
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Post by rossybee » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:51 am

Shug wrote:
mj9 wrote:
Dominic wrote: You've met shug too ? :lol:
no i havent actually met him but i have heard alot (good things obviously)... bumped into campbel (meatball) the other day... never knew he was on SE's.... he went to my uni....
If you've heard good things, you've been speaking to the wrong people mate... :lol:
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Post by Jamie84 » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:06 pm

I just got pulled by the fuzz on the way up the road for a random stop.

I was pretty pissed with them as they had nothing on me and were simply wasting my time , but after a few minutes i relized i think they were actually just curious bout the car . Asking me all sorts of questons bout it .

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Post by dezzy » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:35 pm

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dezzy wrote:
Pesky wrote:If you smile & acknowledge (& if by chance you can talk to) the folks looking at your car, you'll also get a good reaction in return. In other words, just let on that you a regular guy who happens to be a car nut too. Most peeps don't know much about the car, & are genuinely interested to learn more - ignoring them only makes them think that you're a stuck up tosser (a la Fezza/Porker owners, in their eyes) :lol:

My philosophy is that my car makes me smile, & if it makes others smile too - bonus, we all feel good, & it costs nowt 8)

I think a wee smile to the woman looking at your car, or just chatting her up when she comes up to look at it makes all the difference. Plus, chatting up random women in the street can totally make their day.

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Post by meatball » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:39 pm

Attention is ok......just hide behind tinted windows the rest of the time.....
Glad your car is back and getting used Jamie......
MJ9......you enjoying having yer toy back too.......keep her..........
Only ever been stopped by the Police once prior to the exige........that number is a lot higher now (only curious cops....except once......best behavior now...... :oops: ).
Regarding "try a 340r".....yes please.....especially one with flames (painted on)!!!

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Post by Digital » Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:16 pm

Ah, another Jamie with a chrome orange Exige, could get confusing, although I'm an old git :)

About 5 mins after buying the car from Gareth, I stopped into a petrol station to fill up, came back out from paying to find an old guy taking pictures of the car with his mobile 8) Then on getting home, all the kids in my street came running over for a look - the youngest ones still don't understand the idea that the engine is in the back and that there aren't any rear seats :lol:

I've always been a little uncomfortable with the attention the car gets, I'm not a showy person, but you can't help noticing everyone turning to look when you drive past :oops:

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Post by scottyf » Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:18 am

Well, after my titanium S1 I decided to throw caution to the wind and get the most conservative colour... chrome orange. Not once regretted the decision. I have to say that the car has been getting more attention lately, but Im sure thats got more to do with the new zorst!

Most peeps are more curious in the car than anything else and a few have asked how long it took me to build :roll:

Most interesting conversation Ive had is with a guy with an Ultima at a filling station. We both poured over each others cars and chatted for a good 30mins. :thumbsup
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