Effing Crows!
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LOL, I thought it said cows too, was quite suprised when you had shot a couple.
Must be nesting time, can you lay some some other stuff out that they could use as an alternative?
moooooo!
Must be nesting time, can you lay some some other stuff out that they could use as an alternative?
moooooo!
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I'm here ............ I think..ruadh08 wrote:I new this bloody thread would not be taken seriously!![]()
Noops, where are you?

Sorry I havent a magic wand for this one


Sorry for the lack of usefull information
Noops
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We had a Hawk brought in to my place of work for an hour or two a couple of days a week over a month to scare off the seagull / pigeon population. Worked a treat but maybe a bit pricey for an individual domestic situation
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You should maybe get a scarey cat like this one......

OK....it looks more mental than scarey but if I was a crow I would go in your gaden

OK....it looks more mental than scarey but if I was a crow I would go in your gaden

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Hopefully slightly more helpful -
Have some fun whilst scaring the crows -
http://www.onlinefireworks.co.uk/
Even better - hook up a PIR sensor to set them off! Might be a stark awakening in the morning for you though!

Have some fun whilst scaring the crows -
http://www.onlinefireworks.co.uk/
Even better - hook up a PIR sensor to set them off! Might be a stark awakening in the morning for you though!

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Do plastic birds work then?
I've got some pretty large protected trees in the garden where Crows nest.
They sh*t everywhere. Deckings, windows and cars. Nuisance.
I've got some pretty large protected trees in the garden where Crows nest.
They sh*t everywhere. Deckings, windows and cars. Nuisance.
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No my parents bought a plastic heron to scare them away from the pond, one of my neighbours bought a plastic falcon for the bin store to scare them away.
Both get used as a perch.
Guns work really well.
Unfortunatly I am surrounded by schools so that option isn't open to me.
Both get used as a perch.
Guns work really well.
Unfortunatly I am surrounded by schools so that option isn't open to me.
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Gulls are coming back, think I will try an owl or falcon, don't want to scare off the smaller garden birds we feed though.
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You have to keep getting the falcon guys in we had them for 3 months and a month after they stopped they came back
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radar guided flame thrower is what you need, speak to Tut am sure he will have a spare one kicking about!!
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BiggestNizzy wrote:No my parents bought a plastic heron to scare them away from the pond, one of my neighbours bought a plastic falcon for the bin store to scare them away.
Both get used as a perch.
Guns work really well.
Unfortunatly I am surrounded by schools so that option isn't open to me.
Both get used as a perch.

Yup not surprised , not much really workes apart from the trusty blunder buss, saddly the Save the all gods creatures and save the poor crow foundation has fcuk that well and truly up......oh my head hurts thinking about the risk assessment and paper waisted/required trying to sort that lot out for a house in town...

Best advise, move to somewhere else:lol:
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I want to die like my grandfather in his sleep.............not like the passengers in his car!!
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THEY'RE BACK sh*t EVERYWHERE!
Can I shoot them?
Can I shoot them?
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No law against it.
tut
tut
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No law against them cr*pping everywhere either!
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Noisy feckers in the morning as well!
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