Rage to the point of EXPLODING!!! (Confession Thread)

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Re: Rage to the point of EXPLODING!!! (Confession Thread)

Post by j2 lot » Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:46 pm

Many many years ago an ex- girlfriends uncle bought a new Granada and a couple of months into ownership he was on a business trip and in a hotel car park reversed with the door slightly open to see behind him and caught the door on a post ripping it back on the hinges.
He got the door closed and decided just to drive home to get it repaired despite the fact it was noisy due to the wind roar around the damaged front edge of the door.
So,some 200 miles up the motorway with 100 miles or so to go the car starts to feel sluggish and low on power then starts to stutter and cough so he pulls off the motorway and call his breakdown service. They recovered the car to the main dealer and the next day he got a call that the engine was completely blown as it appeared he had driven the whole journey back in 3rd gear rather than fifth as he hadn't heard the engine thrashing away close to the limiter due to the wind roar :shock:
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Re: Rage to the point of EXPLODING!!! (Confession Thread)

Post by campbell » Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:18 pm

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Re: Rage to the point of EXPLODING!!! (Confession Thread)

Post by ScottJ-PS » Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:27 pm

Corranga wrote:Since we're moving into confessions...

I once called the AA out as the Elise wouldn't start. The AA man then proceeded to tighten up the positive terminal on the battery and send me on my way.. ;)
did the exact same thing with my Rover Cooper, sat in works carpark afterwork for an hour, :cry:

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Re: Rage to the point of EXPLODING!!! (Confession Thread)

Post by Scotty C » Thu Oct 06, 2016 12:21 pm

http://www.snopes.com/photos/automobiles/citroen.asp

Origins: Several common urban legends (such as the "Cruise Control" and "Choke Hold" tales) are based on a motif of disparaging a particular group (e.g., women, foreigners, the elderly) by portraying them as causing automotive mishaps through their lack of sophistication and unfamiliarity with modern technology. The text and photos reproduced above are another entry in this vein — first circulated via e-mail in July 2005, the accompanying text originally proclaimed the photographs to be pictures of a standard-transmission automobile rented in Hungary by a clueless American tourist who thought it was equipped with an automatic transmission and drove it 220 km (over 130 miles) in first gear.
Versions circulated later in the year changed the villain from an American tourist to a generic woman.

(By way of explanation, we note that is it quite unusual to find rental car outfits in the U.S. offering vehicles with standard transmissions, but it is fairly common in other countries. Thus for purposes of local humor, an American tourist traveling in a foreign country could be presumed unfamiliar with anything other than an automatic transmission. However, it's unlikely a motorist completely unfamiliar with the use of a standard transmission could manage to get a car so equipped out of the parking lot successfully, much less drive it over a hundred miles.)

Although the above-displayed photographs are real and do indeed depict a Citroen C4 rented from a SIXT rental car outlet in Budapest, Hungary, the damage shown was not caused by anyone's (American, female, or otherwise) cluelessly driving it hundreds of kilometers in first gear. The motorist who rented the automobile had been driving it for several days when the Citroen's engine block simply burst into flame and had to be extinguished by firefighters. The "dumb American" comments were possibly written by an employee of the Citroen service shop where the car was taken for repairs.

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