Wednesday funny (nlc)

[vet111s]

Blatantly plagiarised from another forum but liked it!

Nothing like the new Land Rover!

I returned my new Land Rover to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant,' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven, 'I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new toy, but I swerved in time to avoid him...

I yelled, "F** ***g Idiot!"

Immediately, the radio responded with:

"Ladies and gentlemen, an address from the Leader of the Conservative Party, David Cameron"

Damn, I love this Land Rover....

[j2 lot]

It was funnier when it was Nicola Sturgeon